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to be sniggering uncontrollably like a nine year old at this....

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yorkshirepudding · 18/02/2008 14:12

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currantbunmum · 18/02/2008 17:50

mrsmike we have a breast surgeon called Mr Bristol, maybe the same one. Have also worked with an anaesthetist called Dr DeAth.

mumofdjandp · 18/02/2008 17:53

I dont get the Mr Bristol ones ?

fizzbuzz · 18/02/2008 17:56

Bristols is another name for norks

Ineedacleaner · 18/02/2008 17:57

Bristol city (titty) rhyming slang.

Oh someone beat me to the D'Eath one I used to know a Dr D'Eath. as well.

My goodness I had a neighbour called Jenna Taylor and it never dawned one me until now lol.

Ineedacleaner · 18/02/2008 17:57

Oh sorry shortened to Bristols lol.

mumofdjandp · 18/02/2008 18:03

you learn something rude new every day

Cremolafoam · 18/02/2008 18:05

i love Precious. you just have to like him now.that name makes me wantto hug him.

i know iam a sap.

Ineedacleaner · 18/02/2008 18:18

you learn something rude new every day

Do you know I think I will make it my hobby to learn smething rude everyday far more fun thatn stamp collecting.

yama · 18/02/2008 18:18

We had a Chemistry teacher called Mr Conquest - first name Norman.

bossybritches · 18/02/2008 18:23

I once worked with a Sister Kill & Mr Butcher on a surgical ward!

My Mum went to school with twin girls called Holly & Ivy born on Christmas Day (aaaaah) to........

Mr & Mrs Hedges. I kid you not.

I also met an american boy called Fido once.

Only being american they spelt it PHYDEAUX!

mumofdjandp · 18/02/2008 18:28

But imagine if baby precious turned into a 6 foot 6 hulk

I am so surprised he hasnt changed his name by deed poll or taken on a nick name or something!

unless precious IS his nickname

Flynnie · 18/02/2008 18:29

knew a Mr Hood who called his son Robin!

mamadoc · 18/02/2008 19:01

There is a guy who often writes letters to the BMJ and I always LOL at his name. He is a urologist called Timothy Burns-Cox. I always wonder what his patients think.

I knew a Precious but she's a girl. Lovely for a girl but not so sure about a bloke. I've also known guys called Lucky and Destiny both of which I think are nice.

currantbunmum · 18/02/2008 19:06

I've seen Burns-Cox in the BMJ too!

crapmomonMN · 18/02/2008 19:06

know a guy called Scott Dunn

Actually maybe that only works if you are from Yorkshire

Say it fast

jeremyspants · 18/02/2008 19:15

Met a guy years ago, a Richard Ead but liked people to call him Dick.
Oh, and an evil neighbour called Violet Simpson who soon became known as Violent Symptoms.

lovetIngles2 · 18/02/2008 19:20

I met a girl recently called ..
Willow Bush !
!!!!!!!

BroccoliSpears · 18/02/2008 19:22

Precious isn't an uncommon name in Tanzania and Kenya. Is he East African?

scottishmummy · 18/02/2008 19:34

i worked with staff called precious mercy mercy and they were all smashing.Just a name.so play nicely

scottishmummy · 18/02/2008 19:35

meant to say i worked with precious blessed mercy all smashing folk

SoMuchToBits · 18/02/2008 19:38

My grandma who had a sweet shop had a lady who helped in it called Mrs Fudge.

But names like Precious and Beauty and Happy are common in Africa.

scottishmummy · 18/02/2008 19:39

yes VCommon in Africa, also worked with devon

BCLass · 18/02/2008 20:16

Once came across a Dick Rimmer (I assume he was American)

LittleWonder · 18/02/2008 20:18

In C Africa I knew:

mattress
shoes
sunday
fuckson
amongst others...

LittleWonder · 18/02/2008 20:20

oh and new testament

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