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To be in need of a new toy for the bedroom?

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pigsinoodies · 23/02/2023 21:39

I'm really bored with my old dolls house. DP has suggested a train set but I'm not too sure.

Can anyone suggest a new toy for our bedroom? Ideally something the DCs can use as well.

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pigsinoodies · 24/02/2023 01:03

GobbieMaggie · 24/02/2023 01:00

Vibrator, my daughter swears by hers altho get one of the silent type otherwise it sets the dog off.

That's quite an inappropriate thing for you to suggest my DCs play with in my bedroom.

DFOD.

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Mammyloveswine · 24/02/2023 01:04

Dinosaurs

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pigsinoodies · 24/02/2023 01:06

Mammyloveswine · 24/02/2023 01:04

Dinosaurs

T-Rexing around the bedroom? Good call.

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Mammyloveswine · 24/02/2023 01:07

@pigsinoodies I mean I was thinking more racing like velociraptors or squawking like pterodactyls jumping on the bed but each to their own.

WombsofWimbledon · 24/02/2023 01:08

One of these - you can still get them from eBay. Suitable for directly after childbirth too, ease you in gently.

To be in need of a new toy for the bedroom?
TheShellBeach · 24/02/2023 01:12

Trivial Pursuit.

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pigsinoodies · 24/02/2023 01:13

Mammyloveswine · 24/02/2023 01:07

@pigsinoodies I mean I was thinking more racing like velociraptors or squawking like pterodactyls jumping on the bed but each to their own.

Toys though? Even T-Rexing around the room isn't a toy. And velociraptors certainly aren't unless they're little plastic ones. So I think that's a non-starter. Sorry.

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GobbieMaggie · 24/02/2023 01:13

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BrutusMcDogface · 24/02/2023 01:14

😁😁😁

BrutusMcDogface · 24/02/2023 01:14

Barbie and Ken?

TheShellBeach · 24/02/2023 01:15

Can you still get toy post offices?
They were great fun when I was a little girl.

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pigsinoodies · 24/02/2023 01:16

TheShellBeach · 24/02/2023 01:12

Trivial Pursuit.

Oh the trivial pursuits in my bedroom...

It's not a toy though.

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CallieQ · 24/02/2023 01:18

@pigsinoodies

Fairies and suchlike have very limited appeal to me as an adult though.

I wasn't thinking of a wand that fairies use 😉

TheShellBeach · 24/02/2023 01:20

pigsinoodies · 24/02/2023 01:16

Oh the trivial pursuits in my bedroom...

It's not a toy though.

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Ah, but two people can play with it and it doesn't cause discomfort, even if you've just had a baby.... .

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pigsinoodies · 24/02/2023 01:20

WombsofWimbledon · 24/02/2023 01:08

One of these - you can still get them from eBay. Suitable for directly after childbirth too, ease you in gently.

Game.

We're all desperate for bedroom toys, not games.

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TheShellBeach · 24/02/2023 01:21

The interactive version of POINTLESS.

WombsofWimbledon · 24/02/2023 01:23

pigsinoodies · 24/02/2023 01:20

Game.

We're all desperate for bedroom toys, not games.

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Wogan’s assets have evidently passed you by Grin

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pigsinoodies · 24/02/2023 01:26

I'm quite disappointed and surprised by some people trying to sexualise an innocent thread about toys.

I can only put that down to the MN influence.

That's a bit worrying really.

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TheShellBeach · 24/02/2023 01:33

pigsinoodies · 24/02/2023 01:26

I'm quite disappointed and surprised by some people trying to sexualise an innocent thread about toys.

I can only put that down to the MN influence.

That's a bit worrying really.

You could always hide your own thread.
Grin

GobbieMaggie · 24/02/2023 01:33

pigsinoodies · 24/02/2023 01:26

I'm quite disappointed and surprised by some people trying to sexualise an innocent thread about toys.

I can only put that down to the MN influence.

That's a bit worrying really.

Keep clutching those pearls.

BruceAndNosh · 24/02/2023 01:37

BrutusMcDogface · 24/02/2023 01:14

Barbie and Ken?

Ideal.
No genitals so no s*X will be happening

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pigsinoodies · 24/02/2023 01:51

I've reported one of the posts on here as inappropriate on a thread about toys on a parenting website.

Nothing personal against the poster but there are more specialised and appropriate parts of the site for those sort of comments and interests.

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pigsinoodies · 24/02/2023 01:55

BrutusMcDogface · 24/02/2023 01:14

Barbie and Ken?

I'm always reminded of the bargain that was the 'Divorcee Barbie' playset.

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CallMeBettyBoop · 24/02/2023 05:14

This isn't the thread I hoped thought it was going to be... Blush

Jobalons · 24/02/2023 05:43

pigsinoodies · 24/02/2023 01:51

I've reported one of the posts on here as inappropriate on a thread about toys on a parenting website.

Nothing personal against the poster but there are more specialised and appropriate parts of the site for those sort of comments and interests.

Well in that case get a rubber chicken 🐔, your DH can choke it too 😂