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Haitch in HSBC phone message

377 replies

ClaudiusTheGod · 14/02/2023 12:12

Phone HSBC. A voice will thank you for calling Haitch S B C.

This is all kinds of wrong, isn’t it?

OP posts:
Firstdays · 14/02/2023 13:49

Main thing I've taken from this thread is that that the musician Aitch is not H from Steps.

I've only very recently realised they're different people too 😆

FadoFado · 14/02/2023 13:51

CherLloydbyCherLloyd · 14/02/2023 13:47

i remember being very surprised by this fact. Bizarrely, after hearing his music I still didn’t click that there was quite a direction change.

Grin

just had a listen to H the 2nd. Yeah, bit of a different path to H the 1st.

mnvices · 14/02/2023 13:51

TheChippendenSpook · 14/02/2023 12:24

People will say it's regional but it is just incorrect to say haitch.

This.

Popplcroft · 14/02/2023 13:53

Hong Kong residents tend to speak Hong Kong English or Cantonese which would both have the aitch sound. I just googled it

fairypeasant · 14/02/2023 13:54

It never ceases to amaze me how thinly veiled English imperialism and racism is.

thedogsmababy · 14/02/2023 13:54

fairypeasant · 14/02/2023 13:54

It never ceases to amaze me how thinly veiled English imperialism and racism is.

This.

CherLloydbyCherLloyd · 14/02/2023 13:54

Popplcroft · 14/02/2023 13:48

It’s also not a British bank so should they all speak in Chinese?

No, this number and this HSBC office is based here therefore it uses English.

There’s no such language as Chinese

Hong Kong consider their official language to be Chinese:
www.basiclaw.gov.hk/en/basiclaw/chapter1.html
The head office for HSBC is in Birmingham, which has the largest Irish population in Britain. It also has a major call centre in west central Scotland and another in east Scotland, both of which have significant Irish populations.

dworky · 14/02/2023 13:56

Oh, stop your snobbery. The pronounciation is dependent on where you live!

Popplcroft · 14/02/2023 13:57

There’s a huge amount of Bangladeshis where I live but it’d be weird if a national company started using Bangladeshi pronunciation at their call centre

Catcharolo · 14/02/2023 13:57

Haitch is so lame! It always makes somebody sound a bit dense even when they’re not…

BadNomad · 14/02/2023 13:57

Well, if "haitch" is wrong, then so is barth, grarss and all those other words the English fuck around with the letter "r" with. Watah and buttah are wrong too.

Firstdays · 14/02/2023 13:58

Popplcroft · 14/02/2023 13:48

It’s also not a British bank so should they all speak in Chinese?

No, this number and this HSBC office is based here therefore it uses English.

There’s no such language as Chinese

I thought Mandarin and Cantonese were dialects of the Chinese language? Mandarin orginiating from Bejing and being the most widely used?

MonkeyPuddle · 14/02/2023 13:59

How often are people spelling words out that this is something that irritates them?

Popplcroft · 14/02/2023 13:59

It never ceases to amaze me how thinly veiled English imperialism and racism is.

it’s racist and imperialist to think it’s pronounced aitch in UK?

donttellmehesalive · 14/02/2023 13:59

HSBC say 'aitch' (officially, obviously many employees might not). It's on their recorded messages and adverts.

JenniferBarkley · 14/02/2023 13:59

BadNomad · 14/02/2023 13:57

Well, if "haitch" is wrong, then so is barth, grarss and all those other words the English fuck around with the letter "r" with. Watah and buttah are wrong too.

Poor old R. Such abuse it gets.

JaneJeffer · 14/02/2023 14:00

Popplcroft · 14/02/2023 13:59

It never ceases to amaze me how thinly veiled English imperialism and racism is.

it’s racist and imperialist to think it’s pronounced aitch in UK?

Last time I looked NI was part of the UK

JenniferBarkley · 14/02/2023 14:00

Popplcroft · 14/02/2023 13:59

It never ceases to amaze me how thinly veiled English imperialism and racism is.

it’s racist and imperialist to think it’s pronounced aitch in UK?

I mean. You could RTFT. It's pronounced Haitch by many in NI and if you think it's acceptable to judge those people for their correct usage then you betray your (sadly common) ignorance of the fragile political situation in your own country.

BadNomad · 14/02/2023 14:01

Popplcroft · 14/02/2023 13:59

It never ceases to amaze me how thinly veiled English imperialism and racism is.

it’s racist and imperialist to think it’s pronounced aitch in UK?

It's racist and imperialist to think the UK (you actually mean England) is the only way that is correct.

donttellmehesalive · 14/02/2023 14:01

People are getting really cross about such a little thing.

ItisSailingTime · 14/02/2023 14:02

With you OP.
I used to be a quality assessor in a call centre- if an agent pronounced it as 'haitch' instead of 'aitch' when spelling something out, it was an instant mark-down. The guidance was clear.

Same as 'arks' instead of 'ask'. Didn't matter that it was a regional/cultural variation- there has to be a basic professional standard.

JenniferBarkley · 14/02/2023 14:03

ItisSailingTime · 14/02/2023 14:02

With you OP.
I used to be a quality assessor in a call centre- if an agent pronounced it as 'haitch' instead of 'aitch' when spelling something out, it was an instant mark-down. The guidance was clear.

Same as 'arks' instead of 'ask'. Didn't matter that it was a regional/cultural variation- there has to be a basic professional standard.

Do you not understand that this is a racist policy? You surely didn't enforce it. Surely.

DerekPakora · 14/02/2023 14:04

A bloke I work with says ‘hitch’ I asked him to say NHS and he replied en hitch ess…just sounds clunky.

leithreas · 14/02/2023 14:05

donttellmehesalive · 14/02/2023 14:01

People are getting really cross about such a little thing.

I think that when someone says that you sound dense and all of the other negative things that have been said for speaking in your dialect it is bound to wind you up a bit? Especially when there is already a long history of xenophobia and discrimination towards you.

Firstdays · 14/02/2023 14:05

BadNomad · 14/02/2023 14:01

It's racist and imperialist to think the UK (you actually mean England) is the only way that is correct.

Actually PP means certain parts and classes of England.

Almost all language and pronunciation "rules" are about keeping people in their place. It's the Mitford U and non U thing.

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