To inform you that you swearing is allowed on MN.

[BaublesandBangles]

No need for S**t just type 'shit' or use another word if you don't want to swear.

There's only 4 replies 😂

Yes, nobody actually cares that much.

I can't. Sorry. It's sort of programmed in. It just doesn't happen. I once fell over and said something rude in front of an old lady. I can't tell you what it was though. It's pathological!

28 replies. So I win.

What's your prize?

You need to tell us what you said.

I can’t do it I can’t do it
The stars all make it hard to read
Not hard to - just be blue
Your pearls will twist up in your tweed
I’ll say it, just say shit
Cos being mealiemouthed
will get right on my left tit
I can’t do it, I can’t do it toniiiight

I can’t do it I can’t do it
I’m not even going to fuckin try
No nice chat, you know that
It will make the righteous shake and cry
My cunting needs bunting
My bastard tongue is flapping and it will just say ‘twunting’
I can’t do it won’t do it toniiiiight.

Indeed. Must be newbies.

For fucks sake,that really annoys me when posters do that! 😂

I just love being able to call a cunt when he’s a cunt In “relationships”

People, and fellow mumsnetters, language and manners ? Is that too much to ask. I thought people's vocabularies were advanced enough to use better words than crude words ?

You can't be fucking serious.

Fucking hell, thank fuck you have let us know that.

🤣

I've a liking for the word Cuntychops 😂

A big fuck off badge.

Sorry Kathy, but like the song says....

I can rise to an 'eff off', or a 'feckin awful' in dire circumstances usually related to spending time with my mother.

I don't misuse punctuation marks, though. That's beyond the pale!

Whatever you say cuntychops 😬

Ploppers

A swear box 🤣🤣

You win at seeing me type Twunt.

Seriously, Sherlock, of course, o

Mines usually , you pickle, or taking the biscuit

It’s been long proven that swearing has no impact on vocabulary, in fact some studies prove the opposite. Perhaps a good fuck would loosen you up… interpret that how you will.