Boozysusie, are you a floozie,
Right, where to start. You only get 4 uniforms (tunics) and 2 pair of trousers and sometimes work 10 days in a row, so it is wash and wear.
You finish a shift at 10pm and start the next shift at 7am.
You are allowed to get new uniforms every 4 years (yes, so we appear in rags).
You get too many patients, too much work and no breaks and are unappreciated by too many people (probably people whose name is Susie).
Patients and relatives spit at you, punch you in the chest/stomach, pull your hair, pull your uniform.
You get pooh, urine and blood all over you.
So, booziesuzie, what is your job? Please tell me and then i can make some unresearched stupid comment about your appearance without actually having ever met you.
PS, I actually shower before my shift and bath when I get home - wow a nurse who washes!!!