To have eaten a full chocolate orange to myself?

[IAteAllTheBananas]

I just ate a full Terry’s chocolate orange to myself

YANBU - that is normal
YABU - that is greedy bastard behaviour

I took the chocolate orange to may family abroad and didn't get a chance to tell them before theye unwrapped it and moaned it was obviously melted by heat together or there is something wrong with it

I’ve just eaten a box of honeycomb matchmakers … I figured they are quite thin and also DH ate one of them so he probably had at last half the calories as we ‘shared’

Are you feeling drowsy? That was not the question I asked. Go and have some chocolate to wake you up

YANBU, but I couldn’t. It would make me feel sick, I would split it over 3 evenings.

You’re right it is lighthearted but you still thought you’d patronise everyone anyway.

Do you know what the effects of cortisol are from being so uptight.

Oh op, you binged, go you.

This might be right up your street - I saw orange toblerones for the first time tonight!

Ds can eat a whole one in one sitting with one hand tied behind his back.

Every year I get one and the texture is getting worse, they used to melt on your tongue and now it doesn’t have the same mouth feel.

I applaud this 👏🏽

I’ve got a sore tongue too! Why does that happen?

lack of practice

I prefer the core but I could eat an orange worth of cores.

I think YABU that is greedy bastard behaviour, yet also strangely YANBU that is normal.

Normal, therefore, to be a greedy bastard like me.

nobody is respecting this post enough

If i ate a fl one I would vomit I reckon. Way too much chocolate for me but I kinda wish I could!

It’s the only way

YABU if you didn't dunk it in a big glass of Baileys...

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