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Does your vomit bowl have an alternative use?

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Waveacrossabay · 27/10/2022 21:20

I'm clearing out my mums house, and I've found the glow in the dark Halloween pumpkin bowl that was dragged out every bug to be used as a vom bowl.

I always thought at Halloween the sweets that went in the big glow in the dark pumpkin bowl went into another one that we just didn't see?

Nope. I asked my dad. They just disinfected the vomit bowl a few times and stuck halloween sweets in it. I've eaten popcorn from that bowl!!

What the fuck? I feel so violated!!

HebeMumsnet · 28/10/2022 12:10

Just came to claim my prize for Most Middle Class vomit bowl.

It is a rather nice round, white plastic affair, and has a rubberised bottom to prevent it being kicked across the floor and a pouring spout for ease of emptying. I think it MAY ACTUALLY be John Lewis.

However, it has currently been holding a naice mug that was broken along with a waiting kintsugi kit (the Japanese art of 'golden joinery') for so long, it has become The Kintsugi Bowl. Yes, I am a shameless middle class wanker.

On a related note, DS vomited in a taxi yesterday morning and DH caught it and sealed it in a snaplock freezer bag. I have never loved him more.

HebeMumsnet · 28/10/2022 12:28

Waveacrossabay · 28/10/2022 12:23

@HebeMumsnet that's amazing skills from your husband!!

Weirdly, he can't catch a ball at all. But give him a viscose liquid and a small aperture in a moving vehicle and he's suddenly Brian Lara!

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