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Caught DH wanking over a picture of a teenager…

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RaggedBlousedPhilanthropist · 12/10/2022 14:28

Granted it was a picture of me, I was 19 at the time it was taken, and he took the photo… but still….

Basically he’d forgotten to lock the bathroom door and I walked in on him
mid wank. He was holding a paper photograph of me wearing a bikini that he took on a beach on holiday in Spain when we were both 19. He was my BF at the time.

We’re both late 30s now so this was nearly 20 years ago.

He asked what the problem was and that I should be pleased that it’s a picture of me,

I said that I was a teenager at the time it was taken and that this was gross.

He said that I don’t look much different now to how I looked then.

I stormed out and we’re both at work.

Now I’m in a dilemma.

Should I secretly be pleased that he was masturbating over a picture of me (rather than porno of some other woman)?

or

Should I be completely grossed out that he was wanking over a picture of a girl who was barely legal wearing a skimpy bikini on a beach in Spain?

Answers on a postcard, please…

OP posts:
RonSwansonsChair · 12/10/2022 14:50

SalesMum · 12/10/2022 14:38

Everyone Pause!!!

We have had this thread before almost word for word....

Guarantee....I even checked to see if it was a zombie!

I remember reading this before too @SalesMum, I double checked the date before I read your post. Weird one Confused

teawamutu · 12/10/2022 14:50

Weirdest humblebrag I've ever seen.

ParentallyUnprepared · 12/10/2022 15:15

teawamutu · 12/10/2022 14:50

Weirdest humblebrag I've ever seen.

This made me laugh.

Sunnyqueen · 12/10/2022 15:34

If this is real its an obvious stealth boast. So not stealth at all.
Your poor husband I'm sure he'll just stick to insta models in future.

Toottooot · 12/10/2022 15:37

Wooptie fucking ping.

DesMoulinsRouge · 12/10/2022 15:55

Yeah I'm convinced this happened

Aquamarine1029 · 12/10/2022 15:59

Are we supposed to laugh?

LicoricePizza · 12/10/2022 16:50

Wind up

RaggedBlousedPhilanthropist · 13/10/2022 09:22

OK, I concede it reads like a troll post but it did happen.

DH came home tail between his legs and apologised for being gross.

During the day I came (hahaha!) to the conclusion that I should actually be relieved that it was a picture of me so I told him not to worry about it.

My sex drive isn’t as high as his and I don’t feel betrayed as I would have done it it had been a picture of someone else.

I also dug out the bikini (I seriously need to de-clutter!) and it still fits…

OP posts:
FloydWasACat · 14/10/2022 19:00

Really OP? Really?

Actupfishy · 14/10/2022 19:08

Course ya did….

TheHoover · 14/10/2022 19:15

Nope

Xmasbaby11 · 14/10/2022 19:17

It's flattering in a way. What would you prefer he wanked over?

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