Where the fuckity fuck is my rolling pin

[Noiamnotshe]

It has disappeared completely, not fallen down the back of cupboards it is absolutely nowhere to be found, I use it all the time how can it just vanish? No one has used it to kill spiders bang nails in or anything it is just gone. Where can it be?

Is it in a utensil pot?

In a drawer under the foil and cling film. Possibly under a chopping board as well. That's where I always end up finding mine 😂

Have you searched all of the toddler beds?

It didn't fall into the bin by any chance?

In the cutlery drawer in the space behind the devider.......thats where I found mine.

Do you have a dp who does DIY. A lot of my kitchen utensils disappear out to the workshop never to be seen again.

Ask your dp. He couldn't find the hammer so he used the rolling pin.

You've left it in the thing-a-me-bob...
You know under the ow-j-me-flip.

Been used to roll roofing felt onto adhesive when replacing shed roof?

I often wondered how that was spelt , thank you ! 😄

Well at a guess….A guy called Mike Anderson stole it. He lives near you, used to work in the chippy. They called him Mike the Grease. Not to his face he is built like a brick shit house. Mike dreamed of opening his own cupcake business, he went to sleep thinking about pink sprinkles.
One day he was out walking and noticed a dog off it’s lead. He chased the dog to make sure it was safe, it ran into your garden and into your open back door, jumping up on the counter and stealing the rolling pin. It made an awful racket but that curry from the previous night was making an explosive return in the upstairs loo. Mike wrestled it from his jaws and went to put it back but realised it was fate. He took it. Mike retrieved the dog and crept away before anyone heard a thing.
He now runs ‘Spinkles & Pooch’ an upmarket cupcake for dogs business.
Your rolling pin is framed on the wall.

DM had a weird multi purpose utensil which really was called a 'Thing-a-Ma-Jig'.

You couldn't have hidden a rolling pin under it though.

In your toolbox with hammers, screwdrivers and nails. Why dh needs a rolling pin hammer when we've got perfectly good hammer hammers I'll never understand.

😂

FOUND It!!!!
In amongst the dusters at back of cupboard of cleaning products 🤔

It doesn’t matter.

Just remove a wine bottle from the recycling, and away you go.

Whaaaaaa ???? How??? Why????

brain expoldes

With my wooden spatula!! Had to use a metal serving spoon today to fry of mince and veg. 😖

Had you bought another one in the meantime?

Thank you OP because I confess I still wonder about that poor woman with her missing ironing board. At least this loose end has been dealt with!

It rolled away but came back

I'm still bugged by the ironing board too!

OP, thanks for the update 😁