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Popular song lyrics that would be a red flag in real life - light hearted

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Unglamorousgranny · 27/09/2022 04:44

Watched Cliff Richard singing Livin' Doll on MTV at the weekend. "Got a rovin' eye & that is why she satisfies my soul" "gonna lock her up in a trunk so no big hunk can steal her away"
So he's a cheat & a kidnapper!

Can you think of any others? There's no reason what so ever for this post, other than a change from all the worries we are all facing

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Littlecaf · 27/09/2022 08:20

OMG just read the lyrics to Brown Sugar - now I feel sick!

I recall my mum in the 1980s saying “ don’t sing Young Girl, you don’t know what it means “ (!)

Coastalcreeksider · 27/09/2022 08:20

GhostFromTheOtherSide · 27/09/2022 07:40

And when your body’s had enough of me and you’re lying flat out on the floor, and when you think I’ve loved you all I can I’m gonna love you a little bit more. <shudder>

When you’re in love with a beautiful woman, it’s hard.

Absolutely horrible songs by Dr Hook, I hated every single one of the hits they had.

Along with anything by Gary Puckett and the Union Gap and their equally nauseous stuff.

If any of these come on the radio, I turn it off.

GordonShakespearedoesChristmas · 27/09/2022 08:21

Can't carry on reading this thread lol!
How many people don't understand songs here?! Every breath you take- stalker song, intended as such. You're Beautiful- same "I know I'll never get with you but I've got a plan".
Drove all night- not a rape song- he dies by say that he makes her or forced her- he drove all night with the intention of making love.... have you or your partner never had that intention?!
Good grief people!!

girlmom21 · 27/09/2022 08:22

Moonmelodies · 27/09/2022 05:28

The Killers "let me know is your arse still bleeding".
Grim.

I am HOWLING GrinGrinGrin

Knittingmamma · 27/09/2022 08:23

I've always found twist and shout a bit creepy

You know you twist, little girl
You know you twist so fine
Come on and twist a little closer now
And let me know that you're mine, woo

It would be ok apart from the "little girl" then suddenly it becomes a bit Lolita -ish

FTstepmum · 27/09/2022 08:23

The absolute worst is My Sharona by The Knack (but it's a brilliant tune!)

"Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch of the younger kind."

WTA???????????!!!!!!!!

GlassDeli · 27/09/2022 08:24

From My Fair Lady:

Let a woman in your life
And you're plunging in a knife
Let the others of my sex
Tie the knot around their necks
I prefer a new edition of the Spanish Inquisition
Than to ever let a woman in my life

GaslitlikeaVictorianparlour · 27/09/2022 08:25

'The witch doctor' by the (?) Cartoon Rockers - she's not interested? No problem, you can just make her against her will.

'Keep on running', 'I put a spell on you', even bloody Aha - 'Shying away? I'm coming for your love, okay'.

I actually can't think of a song where person 1 asked person 2, person 2 said no and then person 1 said 'fair enough' and walked away.

SoupDragon · 27/09/2022 08:25

Can't carry on reading this thread lol!

if you did you would realise that those things have been pointed out.

moose62 · 27/09/2022 08:28

Billericay Dickie by Ian Dury.....don't hear it much anymore! Lol

notacooldad · 27/09/2022 08:30

The absolute worst is My Sharona by The Knack (but it's a brilliant tune!)

"Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch of kind

I posted that one before.
I always sang a long quite happily to it until my son who was about 15 said " er mum, dont you think this song is a bit pervy' once pointed out I could never see it in the same light!

GasWindBloat · 27/09/2022 08:32

Eminem - love the way you lie

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Where you going?" "I'm leaving you"
"No you ain't, come back"
We're running right back, here we go again
It's so insane 'cause when it's going good, it's going great
I'm Superman, with the wind at his back, she's Lois Lane
But when it's bad, it's awful
I feel so ashamed, I snapped, "Who's that dude?"
I don't even know his name, I laid hands on her
I'll never stoop so low again, I guess I don't know my own strength

Now I know we said things, did things that we didn't mean
Then we fall back into the same patterns
Same routine, but your temper's just as bad as mine is
You're the same as me, when it comes to love, you're just as blinded
Baby, please come back, it wasn't you
Baby, it was me, maybe our relationship isn't as crazy as it seems
Maybe that's what happens when a tornado meets a volcano
All I know is I love you too much to walk away though
Come inside, pick up your bags off the sidewalk
Don't you hear sincerity in my voice when I talk?
Told you this is my fault, look me in the eyeball
Next time I'm pissed, I'll aim my fist at the drywall
Next time? There won't be no next time
I apologize, even though I know it's lies
I'm tired of the games, I just want her back, I know I'm a liar
If she ever tries to fucking leave again
I'm a tie her to the bed and set this house on fire

Sonnex · 27/09/2022 08:32

What's Many of Horror about? I like that song but have always wondered as I can't make out all the words as the singer has a strong accent.

TheDogsDinner · 27/09/2022 08:33

Compared to the shit of today, the lyrics of yesteryear are tame.
It seems that if today's lyrics don't contain bitches, hoes, stabbings and drugs then you might as well not bother.

Sannesmom · 27/09/2022 08:36

TheDogsDinner · 27/09/2022 08:33

Compared to the shit of today, the lyrics of yesteryear are tame.
It seems that if today's lyrics don't contain bitches, hoes, stabbings and drugs then you might as well not bother.

True, but I'm wondering if the misogyny of yesteryear wasn't just as bad, even without the bitches and hoes...

Valeriekat · 27/09/2022 08:37

LaChatte · 27/09/2022 06:42

Bloody hell I'd never actually paid attention to the lyrics before. Sting was an English teacher at some point too 😱

Obviously you are all missing the fact that it is the whole POINT of the song.

ILikeTheOrangeAndILikeTheIgloo · 27/09/2022 08:38

maras3 · 27/09/2022 08:15

Knees up Mother Brown.
'If I catch you bending I'll saw your legs right off'
WTAF. Hmm

😀

girlmom21 · 27/09/2022 08:39

@GasWindBloat that's tame for Eminem. All of his older songs are batshit.

whythou111 · 27/09/2022 08:40

YesitsBess · 27/09/2022 08:09

Walk this way, Run DMC and Aerosmith.

I met a cheerleader, was a real young bleeder
All the times I can reminisce
'Cause the best thing lovin' with her sister and her cousin
Only started with a little kiss, like this
See-saw swingin' with the boys in the school
With your feet flyin' up in the air
Singin' "Hey diddle-diddle with the kitty in the middle
Of the swing" like I didn't care

this reminded me that Steve Tyler is a bit of a complete monster. Review of doc look away- tip of the iceberg
Look away review

ILikeTheOrangeAndILikeTheIgloo · 27/09/2022 08:40

And “Hit me baby one more time” doesn’t sound so bad when you replace the word hit with the word f&!k. She was obviously not allowed to sing that but that song does make much more sense.

x2boys · 27/09/2022 08:40

Jolene by Dolly Parton ,just how needy is Dolly ?

FangsForTheMemory · 27/09/2022 08:41

Billy Joel ‘Always a woman’ is pretty horrible ‘she never gives in, she just changes her mind’. Why shouldn’t she? And ‘Just the way you are’ is really controlling.

Vates · 27/09/2022 08:41

I loved the song Strange and Beautiful by Aqualung when I was a teenager. Listening to it now, it's pure creepy.

I'll put a spell on you
You fall asleep
When I put a spell on you
And when I wake you I'll be the first thing you see
And you'll realize that you love me

Just ew!

AquaticSewingMachine · 27/09/2022 08:42

Vates · 27/09/2022 08:41

I loved the song Strange and Beautiful by Aqualung when I was a teenager. Listening to it now, it's pure creepy.

I'll put a spell on you
You fall asleep
When I put a spell on you
And when I wake you I'll be the first thing you see
And you'll realize that you love me

Just ew!

You realise it's a reference to A Midsummer Night's Dream, right?

Kindofcrunchy · 27/09/2022 08:42

Sannesmom · 27/09/2022 07:22

Simply Red, this song always makes me sick:

In the middle of the night
When the time is right
Sexily right
I'm gonna do the right thing
I'm feeling hot
I ain't ever gonna stop
To get what you got
You better take what I bring
I feel it now
Much harder now
More than any old how
Say you feel the pain
Feel I'm getting harder now
(Get off your back four, get on top more)
Feel I'm sinking farther down
(Get off your back four, get on top more)
I told you to stop
You're sleeping out a lot
You told me get lost
Where's your understanding

Could just be because it's sung by mick Hucknall though 🤮

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