If you were a celebrity, what do you think people would be posting about you online?

[GhostFromTheOtherSide]

so, if you were a celeb, what do you think that people would be saying about you online?

Given the posts we see about celebs on here, what people think of them, what people claim to have heard about them, based purely on gossip, one off meetings etc….?

Obviously have looks ripped to shreds. Probably called fake because I am quite positive.
Love life absolutely ripped apart too!

'She doesn't do anything! She just goes shopping and stays at home. I dont know why she's famous'

Not the same but my husband was once gossiped about to HIMSELF at the barbers 🤣

Not famous but briefly infamous as we were expecting a baby via a surrogate (my close friend) who the barber knew 😂

I would have hundreds of photos looking confused or downright stupid. I don't have a resting bitchy face, I have a resting glaikit face. They would photograph me suddenly stopping halfway down the street, turning and running because I've left my purse/bag/child somewhere .... brain fog is real (joking about the child bit). There would be a lot of comments about the quality of celebrities in this country if I represented them and how stupid I am.

Well I'm a size 10 so they'd probably call me fat for starters.

Negative comments about looks, weight and height. And probably negative comments about being woke.

Negative comments about looks, weight and height. And probably negative comments about being woke.

resting glaikit face

Glaikit is my all time favourite word

If I was famous I'd be Mari Kondo or one of those organisers people, so probably "I bet she's really annoying to live with..."

Glaikit is one of my favourite words lol

Id be famous for the opposite as my sense of humour is very League of Gentleman. Id probably have been cancelled.

Probably that I'm snotty, miserable, stuck-up and so forth. That's just my face! I'm nice, honest. Mostly.

And yes, I'd be called fat at a size 12.

I'm very scruffy so lack of grooming I guess.

'She's very aloof..'
I'm really not! Maybe a bit reserved but it's just how I am..

I wouldn't know/care. I wouldn't be wasting my time reading comments from people I've never met based on what they've seen of you on a screen or in a magazine.

There would be a picture of me from 20 years ago and the caption would say "You won't believe what Escape looks like now"

I’d have to have had become famous without using social media, as I don’t do Twitter/Instagram/FB, so, as I don’t ever read tabloids, I’d only presumably only ever know what people thought from Mn. And as Mn is crammed full of loons, I can’t say I’d be that bothered if they thought I looked sour or came across as snippy and aloof in interviews.

I'd be cancelled because I wouldn't be able to resist giving robust opinions on controversial topics!

It's about time she bought some new clothes, she's been wearing the same shit for years.

TBH I could just take a look at some of the things people have called me on here!

"Are those maternity jeans she's been snapped in? Her kid's two!"

She's so bloody awkward how is she famous? And the POTTY mouth! Do you know, she says cunt a lot? So uncouth!

Are those boobs for real?!

Yeah here's your mate. Mine would be the same then countless pics of me in leggings Ugg boots or riding boots with puffs gilets on. In fairness I walk the dogs every day so this is what I usually wear.

Probably outside of b and m

I would have lots of comparison photos with me and ‘filtered’ me. With people being really mean. Even though they wouldn’t be filtered. I can actually look 2 stone different in size depending on the angle. It makes my head explode!!

"Melisma bravely flaunts caesarean overhang in form fitting leggings and jumper as she is spotted for the FIFTH TIME IN A WEEK buying chocolate and gin"
Alongside 75 awful photos of me at all angles in the Daily Fail sidebar of shame