If you were a celebrity, what do you think people would be posting about you online?

[GhostFromTheOtherSide]

so, if you were a celeb, what do you think that people would be saying about you online?

Given the posts we see about celebs on here, what people think of them, what people claim to have heard about them, based purely on gossip, one off meetings etc….?

Probably that I'm a recluse who is never seen in public. (Apart from Tesco)

That or dredging up my past indiscretions (of which there are many, but luckily before the days of social media)

I once had a friend who was kind of famous and went to an event with him. Ended up being photographed with him and ending up being ripped to shreds in DM comments!

some choice favourites:
she looks too ordinary for him
he doesn’t look like the sort to go for obese women (I was slimmer than I am now and a size 10!)
she looks like a witch

and my all time favourite;
she looks a bit like Hayden Panetierre (sp?) if she had had her nose broken with a shovel

to be fair, friend was extraordinarily beautiful and we probably did make an odd pair. and despite him being a specimen they still managed to find awful things to say about him too, which helped. Fortunately I found the whole thing hilarious and ended up getting v drunk with some other friends and reading through them all.

now, I think I’d be scorned for wearing slightly too tight clothing (daily mail would no doubt refer to my “curves” in that way of theirs) and judged for looking angry (I need Botox for my frown lines!) and moody even when I’m in a good mood!

Past boyfriend choices pulled apart and discussed. Kiss and tell boyfriends coming out of the woodwork now harry has made it ok ( !)

Letting myself go by being size 10 and not wearing make up to walk the dog.

Lack of any talent with regards to dance, wearing lycra with any kind of aplomb revealed live on strictly come dancing to much nationwide hilarity.

Teen kids antics due to kiss abd tell stories reported and parenting skills and lack of discussed in daily mail.

Reason am celebrity forgotten as become celebrity for being gossiped about.

She can't sing, she's really old looking, and she's an evil TERF.

Let's face it, part of being a celeb these days is being able to totally ignore what people are saying about you online (unless of course it's illegal).

It goes with the territory.

Fat arse. Resting bitch face. Probably paparazzi photos of me rolling my eyes in all sorts of situations.

It’s really fortunate I’m not famous.

HRTQueen steps out in primark jumper looking very casual as she flaunts her very curvy figure in close fitting jeans

Today one of those pictures where they show celebs getting it wrong. My lipstick really doesn't suit me!