Secret confessions thread

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Okay, so, we all have these thoughts; things we know we DEFINITELY are being unreasonable about and yet we can't help but think them.

This is that thread. A chance to say whatever you want judgement free. You know it's silly, you know it makes no sense but it's how you feel. Feel free to share! It might make me feel a little less crazy.

I'll go first...

My best friend gave birth to twins today and I am INSANELY jealous. Simply because I want twins. I know it's stupid, I know I likely won't even have twins but I want them so badly and now she has them. I feel like she's stolen the twin dust and there will be none left for me!

Like I said - just somewhere to post how you're feeling consequence free

@NanaNelly mines not that kind of double life more like a double personality kind of double life

Meant to be judgement free

I want this too. I want to spend all day with my horse and then cook some dinner and maybe have a quick clean of the house (once the cleaner has been)!

My lovely dh would let me but I wouldn't put the financial burden on him. Maybe in a few years tho.....!!

I bet a lot of nurses and therapeutic massage therapists would get told a lot of confidential personal life stories

Me too. Took quite some therapy to get there (and better than anger/hurt/dispair/confusion)

My arse isn’t hanging out of the window; that’s the whole point! I’m facing front-ways and anyone going past doesn’t know what’s going on at the back 😁

@Newyearnewname20 do it!!

@elfycat omg you're amazing! I've not finished once yet, but I will this year!

I love DP but I'm not in love with him and I'm not attracted to him. I stay for the kids and because it makes my life easier. I have frequent crushes on lots of other men and fantasise about these to get me through.

I know I’m stalked on here and I don’t care!

I hate my partners mum, sister, ex wife and kids. They have caused nothing but trouble, aggro and upset. If they didn't exist I am sure my relationship would be happier.

Are you Dr. Daniel Jackson?

I’ve been having an affair with a married man for nearly a year.

He’s gone away on holiday with his wife and kids for 12 days and it’s a relief because the time zone is completely different so I don’t have to talk to him.

I hope my SIL’s IVF doesn’t work so she experiences the pain we have and was so uncaring about.

I often fall asleep imagining my husband’s best friend spooning me rather than him.

I made clear to my partner when we met I'd never marry again, but I really want to marry him at some point.

I wish it was my mum dying and not my dad

When I'm alone I fart alot

I sent a package of gift wrapped shit (via a 3rd party website) to a hotel manager who was extremely rude to me when I complained (justifiably) about the food.

My mother in law died early this year. It's bliss. 25 years of her nasty abuse, threats and manipulation.... gone.

Now I've just got SIL to deal with, who's a bully, but manageable without MIL backing her up. She wants to do a family holiday, or will try to publicly force us to take FIL on holidays with us so I've quietly booked something none of them will like & am keeping it quiet as long as possible. I am planning next year's holiday as well.

I'll do whatever it takes to keep our holidays ours.

Completely agree with everything you've wrote, it's how I feel too.

I never want to be without my husband, but how I miss my younger days. I regularly have fantasies and imagine myself having affairs.

IABU and basically wanting my cake and eating it. He's a wonderful soul, but not that confident/great in bed, despite all the years I've been trying to coach him, so it makes me even more sad

I lost my absolute shit at some arrogant young prick who pushed in front of the Tesco self service queue this morning.

Im usually quite quiet but my blood just boiled over at him sauntering past 4 women and going to the empty checkout

I literally did a piercing dog whistle 👀 when he (and everyone else) turned around I shouted “I’m sorry do you not understand the concept of queueing?

When he said yes I told him to get to the back of the fucking queue then

I don’t know what came over me, I do NOT shout or swear in public ever

@Pocketfullofsunshine8995 i totally judge you for greeting a degree post having children (never sure how). You should be more proud of yourself than if you had followed what might be perceived as a traditional path. 99% of the time, it’s ourselves that judge, no one else

That's reality my daughter was dumped by her dad for "family number 2" my ex husband was a bad father who was abusive I won't give you the details of how i got pregnant but when he made a public song and dance about getting the snip i helped make the arrangements the only regret i have is he wont completely fuck off and leave us alone because i have the kids

Omg me too and men behaving badly

My flatmate’s hamster died while I was looking after it. I told her I buried it in the garden but I actually threw the hamster and contents of the cage in the bin.

Don't you like him anymore? I don't understand otherwise

I secretly wish I could just stay home and watch old episodes of Jeremy Kyle and Trisha. I'd love to be a kept women