Secret confessions thread

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Okay, so, we all have these thoughts; things we know we DEFINITELY are being unreasonable about and yet we can't help but think them.

This is that thread. A chance to say whatever you want judgement free. You know it's silly, you know it makes no sense but it's how you feel. Feel free to share! It might make me feel a little less crazy.

I'll go first...

My best friend gave birth to twins today and I am INSANELY jealous. Simply because I want twins. I know it's stupid, I know I likely won't even have twins but I want them so badly and now she has them. I feel like she's stolen the twin dust and there will be none left for me!

Like I said - just somewhere to post how you're feeling consequence free

I'm at a wedding next month and I'll meet my friends little daughter for the first time. I can't wait to meet her but I'm also finding it really tough as my son was stillborn and then I got pregnant again and my baby would have been due at the same time as her but I had an early miscarriage and as much as I can't wait to meet this beautiful little girl and chat to her doting mummy, it also just feels really unfair. And it will be fine, and I'll get by, but its awful tough.

My ex MIL was a vicious vile piece of shit and hated that I refused to accept her abuse like everyone else did. My ex was blind to her. She told my very young daughters she was glad my Dad was dying of cancer and laughed in their faces about it. When she lost her marbles was pissing herself regularly and died a slow drawn out death I was glad! I would dance on her grave If I knew where it was.

@GidgetGirl did your uni not ask for evidence?

Awesome for you!

How old were you when you went to university? How did you convince them you had the qualifications?

They did for the undergrad degree but it was easy to fake. This was almost 20 years ago - they might have tightened things up by now!

Is it Nicola pronounced like coca cola?

I don't actually like children at all, I find them boring and loud and I never quite know what to say to them...all of this would be fine except that I've been a Reception class teacher for 30 years and everybody thinks I dote on kids 🤷🏿‍♀️

That must be very hard c

Pgordino - do you have other siblings?

Love this thread…
when I have meetings at work with people I don’t like (current dislike the place I’m at…), I stick my middle finger up at them under the table. I’m a 50+ woman with a fairly senior role and it feels childish but it makes me feel so much better.

On my last day at a toxic workplace I pulled some horrible colleagues ticket stubs out of the firms xmas raffle book .

If I had money, I would hire a private investigator and ensure that my BIL went to prison. He’s an absolute motherf***.

I HATE my in laws, they make me want to vomit consistently.

NC
Love this thread!

I have never felt part of my family. At primary school I honestly believed I must have been adopted.
I care for my 2 siblings but feel indifference for my mum, she was never a loving parent although I think my siblings would disagree and not understand.
Yrs later i did find out that something upsetting (not awful)happened while she was expecting me and for some reason I think her emotions etc stopped, and that pre birth experiences stopped our bonding.
I help and support her but don't feel I'd have any upset when she dies.

It annoys me when people post how amazing their mums are and how they're best friends and it pisses me off, not because it's missing from my life, but because I can't openly say 'yeah not too bothered by mine. Live or die , whatever.

I once stole a small pretty trinket tin I found under a friends bed while playing hide and seek. She never mentioned it, prossibky never realised it was gone, but I could never use it, have it on show. I kept it hidden for many yrs before donating it to a charity shop.

I'm currently pretending to breastfeed a sleeping baby to get out of helping change bedding 😇

I wish I would of told my nan to stfu for telling me to be greatful for being adopted and I'm so lucky. She died years ago but wish I told her like its my fault for being adopted. In fact my childhood wasn't that great at all

My partner and I are both divorced. They had a really hot rebound fling before meeting me. I never got the chance. Even though we love each other very much and I would never want anyone else, I still secretly resent the fact they had a bit of "fun" in between and I didn't.

I want my MIL death. Also i keep thinking how my life would be if i married my ex. Who is millionaires in country where i come from. I look at his wife instagram and found out they travel anywhere with private jet. I know he is soo rich but now i think he is even richer.

NC for obvious reasons.

I have two…

When I was 18, I had a four year relationship with an older married man. I thought I was so wise and special to have this man want to be with me and now I look back and what a fool I was. They got divorced a few years after it ended but I’m pretty sure I wrecked their marriage as she found out about me from week 2. I sometimes stalk her on Facebook and see she is now married to someone else, and I really hope she’s happy.

My other secret is that I had a FWB relationship with my GP for a few years. We met when I saw him as a GP and we started a sexual relationship soon after.

I hate work. Any sort of work.

I am lazy and I want to get a huge windfall that will allow me to fully indulge my laziness. I want to spend my days reading/listening to books and cooking. I dont want to do another load of washing, washing up, making school lunches, hoovering, tidying, cleaning the bog ever again. I want to be able to afford to pay other people to do all of that for me.

I want to be a fucking lazy cow who floats around in a chiffon kaftan (think Patsy's mother in Ab Fab) drinking Chablis at 10 am and taking young lovers.

I wfh, from my bed mainly!

I just posted my confession on the wrong thread 🤣🤣😂 FFS

Good job for name change

Mines actually awful and I feel bad...

But here goes...

I do not like my cat AT ALL..
But my daughter adores her so I'm stuck pretending to love the cat.. I feed it, cuddle.her, let her on my knee, sofa, bed.. buy her treats and cat milk, clean her shit up and sort her litter tray out and make sure not to leave her alone too long.. all this I do for my daughter, not the cat..
I prefer dogs..

There.. haul.me.off to Cat Rehabilitation Camp

I'm so sorry for what you've gone through 😔.
We tried with IVF and felt friends were falling pregnant left right and centre. These were lovely people who have made amazing parents so it was never about that, BUT it bloody hurts. Being happy for them while dealing with your own experiences and emotions is hard.

I hope it goes well. Take joy in her daughter and I hope that things change for you in the future.

(We eventually stopped trying and 10yrs on I can still become upset, and wonder what if)💗

@GidgetGirl me again.

How did you fake it tho? Isn't it on special paper??

I do this too.

incidentally, you can say the word "cunt" under your breath without your lips moving....try it! I do it several times a shift at work.