To be really upset that Mnetters are taking the P*&& out of my baby names?

[tictacto]

Just because I don't like Jack or Emily.

Oi

Pollychrome was me, not Greeny

Mumsnet at its finest! Brilliant, tictacto

Frogmella and Spudulika?

They're Exotic aren't they?

Twatbilla and Cuntilla

What?

Boys are called Dick and Percy are they not???

PMSL. You are are so much funnier than the babycentre ladies.

that was so funny

lulumama's post saying she was leaving mn forever - rofl

Very funny!

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And apparently teachers can tell which children are going to be the problem ones, simply by looking at the names on the list."

Oh yes indeed - I'm not a teacher but I work a lot with children and after a while you learn... Conors and Ryans are always little brats. Anything-Lee will be a chav. Jacks aren't bad on their own, but should be kept away from the Conors and Ryans.

I couldn't possibly comment geek.....

MB - why don't you change your name so we don't know it's you and then post the names that you know are trouble?!

Come on, you know you want to ...

aw, they will all know its me!

No, no they won't. Just call yourself something like alienvicar and we won't have a clue. Honestly.

ROFL, well done tictacto, the best laugh I've had on MN for ages!

Go on MB, we won't tell anyone........

have a look on this thread

Be warned, the TES site can be barking mad at times. The views on that thread are not endorced by the alien vicar.

honest!

Geek, so are so right about your assessment of little boys.

Oh please Martian Bishop spill.

There is honestly a primary school aged child in south Wales called Pocahontas Jenkins.

My mate teachers in S Wales and has taught truly -scrumptious Evans

I want tictacto to name my unborn child - suggestions please?

I'm loving Gazza. I know a little girl called Cheyenne. And twin boys called Zak aned Milo. And twins called Aaron and Aimee.

twin boys called Zak and Milo

It was quite interesting, over the years, to see the Kylies be replaced by the Kayleighs and then, as the name hit rock-bottom, the Kayleigh-Lees. I suspect that there is no recorded instance of a Kayleigh-Lee making it to 16 (a) with a GCSE and (b) without a positive pregnancy test.

Not that I'd be bitchy, oh dear me no.

I once heard a very posh North Oxford woman call across a shoe shop to her rather wan and harassed looking ten-year-old "Do hurry up, Orlando."

Poor boy. Poor, poor boy.

you absolutely must look at the link MB has posted. it's even better than this thread.