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Calling baby Swinton?

105 replies

kingofthetiger · 07/07/2022 17:32

This name would be for a boy

OP posts:
Darbs76 · 07/07/2022 20:33

No, many names out there, why choose Swindon!

MistyGreenAndBlue · 07/07/2022 20:34

I thought Swinton was a girl's name. You don't want him misgendered, do you?

MissWired · 07/07/2022 20:35

Rawmarsh is WAY better for't little lad.

DoncasterHombre · 07/07/2022 20:36

I am named after the town I am from; Littleborough.

I'm proud of it. When I was old enough, I had it tattooed along the length of my penis to show off how proud I was when he stands up erect. When not erect, it just reads as LTB.

RampantIvy · 07/07/2022 20:38

Mexborough or Rawmarsh might be better 😃

MissWired · 07/07/2022 20:39

No wait...wait wait...Hooton Roberts.

There! It's settled. And I won't even charge you for this service.

EltonsSpareGlasses · 07/07/2022 20:40

Nice try...

Georgeskitchen · 07/07/2022 20:41

Suburb of Salford......nah

FlissyPaps · 07/07/2022 20:43

Puddycatfan · 07/07/2022 20:01

How about Maltby? (for all those Rotherhamites.....)

I prefer Brinsworth... & Kimberworth for a girl. Our’ Brin & Kim.

collieresponder88 · 07/07/2022 20:43

Insurance

x2boys · 07/07/2022 20:43

Georgeskitchen · 07/07/2022 20:41

Suburb of Salford......nah

One of the better ones to be fair 🤣

iklboo · 07/07/2022 20:47

@x2boys - oh definitely. Imagine being called Lower Kearsal or Little Hulton! 😂

MissWired · 07/07/2022 20:47

One more thing... Don't be tempted by Thrybergh, he'll never forgive you.

userxx · 07/07/2022 20:53

Georgeskitchen · 07/07/2022 20:41

Suburb of Salford......nah

I'd just go for Salford, the kid can style it out.

x2boys · 07/07/2022 21:01

iklboo · 07/07/2022 20:47

@x2boys - oh definitely. Imagine being called Lower Kearsal or Little Hulton! 😂

True poor ,little Hulton wouldn't stand much of a chance in life 🤣

x2boys · 07/07/2022 21:11

userxx · 07/07/2022 20:53

I'd just go for Salford, the kid can style it out.

If they went for Salford it wouldn't be the kid ,it would be Our kid 🤣

dawnc27 · 07/07/2022 21:23

oh yeah, Rawmarsh. nicknames, row or mish but gotta be broad yorkshire accent

RollOnWinter · 07/07/2022 21:23

Swinton insurance

Autienotnaughtie · 07/07/2022 21:24

Coldilox · 07/07/2022 17:34

Anyone who calls their child Swinton has obviously never been to the town

Exactly 😂😂

darlingdodo · 07/07/2022 21:29

Place with a nice restaurant with rooms in my neck of the woods. You could go with Edrom to Forgo to maybe Fogorig or Gavinton nn Vinton (makes a change from Gavin....)

IbizaToTheNorfolkBroads · 07/07/2022 21:30

Manvers is more uuneeek.

Stath · 07/07/2022 21:31

Paramummy3 · 07/07/2022 19:55

Breightmet is lovely for a girl

Top ‘Oth Brow has a delightful ring too!

Stath · 07/07/2022 21:34

@BranstonTickle bloody love a bit of pea wet. And scraps. I’m starving (waiting for DC to fall asleep) and me tea’s waiting downstairs.

CanaryShoulderedThorn · 07/07/2022 21:50

weleasewoderick23 · 07/07/2022 19:57

That has to be said in a really strong Wigan accent!

Ay reet 😂ows bowt; Ince, Abram, Platt Waz, Bickershaw or Bamfurlong?

Trinity65 · 07/07/2022 21:52

NyanBinaryJohn · 07/07/2022 18:06

Will his sister be Tilda?

😄😄