Larry the Cat for Prime Minister.

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Am I being unreasonable to wish to cast my vote for Larry the Cat at the next election?

@Yougottalaffdarlin888 Madam Nika is most offended by the mere suggestion that she would be interested in National Insurance contributions, how…… mundane.

(NI refers to Northern Ireland).

soppy Labrador would agree to reviewing defence budget on the strict understanding that he gets to meet each and every person in the entire military establishment for head pats, treats and being told he is good boy.

Hahahahahha. My sincere apologies to Madam Nika.... how could I be so dumb?
As the former slave to a labrador, I hear his point of view and frankly admire him for it. This is surely the way forward.

@SlatternIsMyMiddleName My good boy meets your good boy.

We’d might have trouble with a cat as Foreign Secretary. My Cat Two has the determination and drive needed but refuses to leave the house. Video calls wouldn’t work because she prefers to sit behind the screen.

Larry would have made a good PM but sadly it seems that it's not going to happen 😔

So an improvement then...

Oh no...
Our hopes as a nation are dashed.

My cat likes to show her butt on teams meetings and type incomprehensible gibberish into the chat. I feel she has the perfect qualities to be an MP - where can she apply?

I'd say that the Americans would go for that sort of thing...

He'd be a great choice as an independent. #GTTO

I told the cat next door to me to go away because she was on the roof winding my two up on purpose. She extended her neck, leaned out and spat directly into my upturned face. Strong negotiator I guess.