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Larry the Cat for Prime Minister.

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Yougottalaffdarlin888 · 07/07/2022 12:10

Am I being unreasonable to wish to cast my vote for Larry the Cat at the next election?

Larry the Cat for Prime Minister.
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HerRoyalHappiness · 07/07/2022 20:40

The other one can be an ornament or something 🤣🤣🤣 poor kitty

LiesDoNotBecomeUs · 07/07/2022 20:47

Hippopotas · 07/07/2022 12:48

On reflection I think there might be too many compromising photos of Sweep and she would be sacked from office for such behaviour. 😝

She might get away with this ...she isn't having anything to do with the private members of others and wasn't in the club?

balalake · 07/07/2022 21:23

No messing with Basil!

SlatternIsMyMiddleName · 07/07/2022 21:36

Might I propose Madam Nika for Minister for NI. Her devoted minion in the background will be her general dogs body.

Larry the Cat for Prime Minister.
Yougottalaffdarlin888 · 07/07/2022 23:33

Grumpyoldpersonwithcats · 07/07/2022 14:57

I also humbly propose Basil as chief whip. Who would fail to vote the way he demanded?

Basil would be an excellent Meow-stir

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Yougottalaffdarlin888 · 07/07/2022 23:35

ProfessorFusspot · 07/07/2022 15:45

For what it's worth, Larry has already been endorsed by Rory Stewart and Alastair Campbell.

Larry's been on the case for a while.

Keep Calm and Larry On.

Larry the Cat for Prime Minister.
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DdraigGoch · 08/07/2022 00:07

No, we need someone decisive. Not someone who can't make up their mind over whether they want to go out of the door or not.

Still, I bet that Larry knows what a woman is...

AnImaginaryCat · 08/07/2022 00:24

Sadly I don't think Larry is a Tory so not suitable. Palmerston is the one to put your money on. Just need to persuade him out of retirement.

Anyone have some Dreamies?

iloveeverykindofcat · 08/07/2022 08:12

HerRoyalHappiness · 07/07/2022 20:40

The other one can be an ornament or something 🤣🤣🤣 poor kitty

She's very, very pretty. But once she got lost in a hedge because she was facing the wrong way.

Yougottalaffdarlin888 · 08/07/2022 10:38

DdraigGoch · 08/07/2022 00:07

No, we need someone decisive. Not someone who can't make up their mind over whether they want to go out of the door or not.

Still, I bet that Larry knows what a woman is...

"Larry knows what I woman is" I fell off me chair LAFFIN !!!!

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Yougottalaffdarlin888 · 08/07/2022 10:40

Careful though. We all know cats see humans as slaves really. You may be sleepwalking into a cat-focused feudal overlord system.

@SirSamVimesCityWatch Yeah.... I thought the lockdown WAS a cat-focused feudal overlord system... actually. It was at our place. 😻🙀

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Yougottalaffdarlin888 · 08/07/2022 10:41

She's very, very pretty. But once she got lost in a hedge because she was facing the wrong way.

@iloveeverykindofcat was your cat Teresa May?

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Yougottalaffdarlin888 · 08/07/2022 10:43

DdraigGoch · 08/07/2022 00:07

No, we need someone decisive. Not someone who can't make up their mind over whether they want to go out of the door or not.

Still, I bet that Larry knows what a woman is...

@DdraigGoch It was a worrying sign that Larry wasn't up for the job, but I wonder if he was just doing that cos the Meee-ow dia were there?

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Yougottalaffdarlin888 · 08/07/2022 10:47

Shehasadiamondinthesky · 07/07/2022 12:36

Larry would be great, it's about time we had a murdering despot.

To be fair on Boris, he was trying to be a murdering despot wasn't he? Ukraine, WW3 etc, but then he became a father and lost the focus.

I still think Larry FUR prime minister - due to his "deep state" stare.

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GingerPCatt · 08/07/2022 11:08

Elmo would like to be leader of the
opposition as she prefers to to the opposite of anything you want her to do.

Larry the Cat for Prime Minister.
supertedlasso · 08/07/2022 11:32

My nephew thinks he's a cat...

AnImaginaryCat · 08/07/2022 11:33

Didn't Larry once almost get sacked from Chief Mouser due to being rubbish at the job? He managed to keep the title but Freya had to do all the work.

Is that a bad sign?

Clarinet1 · 08/07/2022 11:36

I nominate the cat next door to me as a great negotiator - he’s always sitting on the fence!

supertedlasso · 08/07/2022 11:39

AnImaginaryCat · 08/07/2022 11:33

Didn't Larry once almost get sacked from Chief Mouser due to being rubbish at the job? He managed to keep the title but Freya had to do all the work.

Is that a bad sign?

Sounds about right for the job!

Yougottalaffdarlin888 · 08/07/2022 18:55

GingerPCatt · 08/07/2022 11:08

Elmo would like to be leader of the
opposition as she prefers to to the opposite of anything you want her to do.

Elmo looks like she's up for the challenge!

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Yougottalaffdarlin888 · 08/07/2022 18:56

supertedlasso · 08/07/2022 11:32

My nephew thinks he's a cat...

I think that's fine. I spent 4 years at Primary School with a girl who thought she was a horse.

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Yougottalaffdarlin888 · 08/07/2022 18:57

Clarinet1 · 08/07/2022 11:36

I nominate the cat next door to me as a great negotiator - he’s always sitting on the fence!

Ah.. A jacob rhys moggy.

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Yougottalaffdarlin888 · 08/07/2022 18:59

SlatternIsMyMiddleName · 07/07/2022 21:36

Might I propose Madam Nika for Minister for NI. Her devoted minion in the background will be her general dogs body.

Love the General Dogs Body.... we need to think of the Defence budget and a soppy labrador would be fine with that.
Madam Nika, Minister for National Insurance? Did I read that correctly?

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rubydoobydoo · 08/07/2022 19:04

I think Star shares a hairdresser with Boris.

Larry the Cat for Prime Minister.
Yougottalaffdarlin888 · 08/07/2022 19:08

rubydoobydoo · 08/07/2022 19:04

I think Star shares a hairdresser with Boris.

Star is the most beautiful cat!!!

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