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So sorry TMI, but can this really have happened?

58 replies

periodpanic · 01/06/2022 22:39

I used a type of tampon today that I've never used before and i can't get it out, or even find it.

I'm worried I forgot to pull the strings before I inserted it. Or is possible that I've pushed it out when doing the loo earlier? Normally they move when too saturated and I can feel it, but not now.

What the hell do I do??

I feel about 13 years old 😭

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Doggyfish · 02/06/2022 09:39

Amoozbooze · 02/06/2022 02:44

What porn genre is this? Mature woman tampon probe😂

GrinGrin good luck to anyone trying to wank over this thread tbh, the porn sites are earning their money if this is the kind of thing they're working to sell

zingally · 02/06/2022 09:46

I think we've all done something like this at some point!

A couple of years ago, I went to take a tampon out, and discovered two strings! There were two of the buggers up there!
Another time, not that long ago actually, my period had finished for the better part of a week, I was having a wash down there, and discovered a string! I'd had a tampon in for probably 4 or 5 days!

Phobiaphobic · 02/06/2022 10:22

Bless you, OP. This is hilarious.

MamTDM · 02/06/2022 11:26

If it's any consolation, OP, I once lost a Mooncup and never found it! I can only assume that it somehow unsealed itself and dropped out into the loo without me noticing 😳

myammus · 02/06/2022 12:33

tolerable · 02/06/2022 03:23

oh..i love mumsnet. it really is...colourful.Like every shade the rainbow omits from mentioning.keeper of maffis foof,rummaging,whoever said bout phone torch-oughta have warned u be wary you are NOT to a "go live"on apps...I remember-a very long time ago...when we called sanitary towels "surfboards" and my big sister told me women wore high heels because required "torque"to compensate dead weight in knickers...me n my mates decided to try tampax(one of my friends said her mum gave her a towel n she tought it were a plaster/stuck it to her "fur"(i still laugh at that)...anyway...we were to attempt/and report back. ....i was 1st- never looked back.(shame took til 37 discover mirena-for at least 1 wk outta 4 i was a psycho til then)...another said no way-yuk...one of em..actually visably changed her walk,how sat down...like weird as gets...when pushed it soon materialised she was as far as insert tube-push middle bit...n walking bout with cardboard still there.If..you are nt absolute sure-you have today-to gp/nurse/a+e.ask a ..partner to check.otherwise you gony be- armwrestle queenie re-"Platinum" stuck up cnut

is that you Britney?

PaddleBoardingMomma · 02/06/2022 12:35

MamTDM · 02/06/2022 11:26

If it's any consolation, OP, I once lost a Mooncup and never found it! I can only assume that it somehow unsealed itself and dropped out into the loo without me noticing 😳

Or.... OR.... magic vagina of disappearing things. 🧙🏻‍♀️

EveryFlightBeginsWithAFall · 02/06/2022 12:41

I bought period pants recently, no more ferkling around wondering if I've lost one up there or if it's fallen out while having a poo

I'd say try having a bath and a rummage around.

spiderlight · 03/06/2022 11:29

PaddleBoardingMomma · 02/06/2022 12:35

Or.... OR.... magic vagina of disappearing things. 🧙🏻‍♀️

😂😂
I should send DH in with a head-torch. Shergar and Lord Lucan might be in there.

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