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To want to know something you wrongly believed was true all your life ?

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ChristineCagney11 · 27/05/2022 10:42

Posting to try and take our minds off bad things for a moment
I'm in my fifties someone on here posted about a "Party wall" a few weeks ago, I laughed because I thought they were mistaken, I have always thought the word for a wall between two properties was "Parting wall"
How did I not know ??
Also over the years when I've watched, usually men taking off the tops of beer bottles with their hands on US programmes.
I may or most definitely may have tried to do this myself not realising they have twisty tops in the US.
You ?

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SpiderVersed · 27/05/2022 17:07

@JudgementalRaccoon - where are you from? (are you my brother?)

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 27/05/2022 17:07

Regarding the pronunciation of the surname 'Waugh', I love Neil's 'quote' after saying the name on The Divine Comedy's 'The Booklovers'.

For most of the other writers, he says the name and then follows it with an actual quote of theirs or plausible quote you could imagine the writer or their character saying; whereas, for EW, he just says his name and then, basically, 'Fwooooaaaaarrrr!!!", but without the 'F' Grin

SirGawain · 27/05/2022 17:11

Chubarubrub · 27/05/2022 11:27

😯

It must descend pretty rapidly then, feel like there’s not enough land for a slow gradual descent!

Never feels were going down either!

From the tunnel portal it runs for 5.5 miles before it goes under the sea.

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 27/05/2022 17:13
- here from 3:07.
NealSeal · 27/05/2022 17:14

I also refused to go to Center Parcs cos I thought it was all under a dome and it would be very sweaty and airless…😵‍💫
and I didn’t realise that the Channel Tunnel was under the earth, not just under water😵‍💫

Dougalneedsahaircut · 27/05/2022 17:17

The galaxy our solar system is in. 😁

To want to know something you wrongly believed was true all your life ?
ChristineCagney11 · 27/05/2022 17:19

FlippityFlapperty · 27/05/2022 16:53

I had no idea until I was in my thirties that the brown furry bit of a coconut was the inner part and that on trees they are smooth and green. It’s because supermarkets only sell the hairy ones and that’s how they always look in drawings and pictures. The person who told me said I was a stupid woman for not knowing and I felt really thick and embarrassed.

Fairly sure the coconuts we see in the UK are just old coconuts.
Not the inner parts just quite old.
Either way this person needs a wee kick to the "shins"
Not advocating violence obviously
😎

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Dougalneedsahaircut · 27/05/2022 17:20

Dougalneedsahaircut · 27/05/2022 17:17

The galaxy our solar system is in. 😁

Sorry, that was supposed to quote someone. Anyway I think this is what a poster meant by the milky way no being chocolate 😁

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 27/05/2022 17:22

But the Milky Way is ALSO a chocolate. We all know where they got the idea for the name from, but it is a chocolate!

ChristineCagney11 · 27/05/2022 17:25

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 27/05/2022 17:13

- here from 3:07.

@WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll
Brilliant thankyou I'm a big fan of The Divine comedy

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Chooksnroses · 27/05/2022 17:35

Her colleague is right.

Chooksnroses · 27/05/2022 17:37

Sorry, directed @ClaudiusTheGod . The word is pronounced Broosk.

Daftasabroom · 27/05/2022 17:37

DS2 once asked what a shmotor was. It took us ages until we heard the ad for Devonshire motors on the radio.

Piglet89 · 27/05/2022 17:42

My mum was a primary school teacher and took her class to a school trip to the City museum. The facilitator who was showing them stuff said at the beginning, “So, we’ll start with an ice breaker”.

One of the boys in my mum’s class whispered to her “er…Miss - when do we get the ice, and what do we break it with?”

Soubriquet · 27/05/2022 17:45

For years I thought it was hand gliding.

Nope. Hang gliding

ShirleyPhallus · 27/05/2022 17:46

Soubriquet · 27/05/2022 17:45

For years I thought it was hand gliding.

Nope. Hang gliding

To be fair; it makes SO much more sense to call it hand gliding - you’re holding on with your hands!

romatheroamer · 27/05/2022 17:48

I could never get the line before David Bowie's "Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow". It sounded like Merrycast Orchard Brow....a small independent Somerset cider producer.

ChristineCagney11 · 27/05/2022 17:51

Soubriquet · 27/05/2022 17:45

For years I thought it was hand gliding.

Nope. Hang gliding

Whuuut ?? No way @Soubriquet
It's Hang gliding??!
My whole life has been built on lies

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Soubriquet · 27/05/2022 17:55

MatildaJayne · 27/05/2022 16:39

I can see the hammer. It’s bashing the ground and grit is flying up.

Oh dear god

I have only just seen this….thought it was a car and skid.

Plus, I do actually have an extra rib! My doctor diagnosed it

Sarah13xx · 27/05/2022 17:56

‘There’s a draft in here’ when a door was open, for years I thought people were saying giraffe 🦒

Soubriquet · 27/05/2022 17:59

Yup! Hang gliding.

makes more sense to say hand gliding doesn’t it

longtompot · 27/05/2022 18:01

Cattenberg · 27/05/2022 11:42

Two days ago, I realised that I may have been pronouncing the word “brusque” incorrectly all my life. I pronounced it “brusk” to rhyme with “husk”, but my colleague says “broosk”.

I say it the same as you, but I wouldn't assume that was correct. It was only a few years ago that I found out how albeit is pronounced. Not how I said it, reader🙄

ChristineCagney11 · 27/05/2022 18:06

@Sarah13xx
Think people do sometimes say giraffe instead of draft or joke

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ddl1 · 27/05/2022 18:07

NippyWoowoo · 27/05/2022 16:25

Also capital cities:
Australia
New Zealand
Turkey

All got those wrong, assumed Sydney, Auckland and Istanbul

Tied to this is I always thought NZ was located at 2 o clock to Australia and not 4 o clock, but I think that's because it used to be shown that way on maps

I did know Australia and Turkey; but until right now I made just the same mistake about New Zealand.

Chubarubrub · 27/05/2022 18:15

NippyWoowoo · 27/05/2022 16:25

Also capital cities:
Australia
New Zealand
Turkey

All got those wrong, assumed Sydney, Auckland and Istanbul

Tied to this is I always thought NZ was located at 2 o clock to Australia and not 4 o clock, but I think that's because it used to be shown that way on maps

So did I! In fact It always surprises me every time I see it at 4 o’clock?

Did they honestly used to show it that way in maps? I never knew that!

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