I hugged Jeff!

[ValerieCupcake]

I saw a former colleague by chance today. We had been chatting on Messenger about getting a lunch date together or an evening meet. Quite by chance we met outside work today when I was on the way in and he was on the way out (We work in different buildings). He hugged me, we have not seen each other in person since before lockdown.

"You shouldn't be doing that, you might get covid" - I was told by the receptionist. We are all absolutely petrified of getting near anyone. When we have a girls' night we always hugged at the end. Now nobody bothers. Everyone feels scared.

We've arranged a lunch meet in a few weeks and I was feeling really upbeat too!

I am a cautionary tale for sure

Well, who wouldn't?

No the girls night is my outside-work mates. I don't mind hugging, it seems others do though!

@Chikapu I wouldn't be able to stop thinking about The Fly 🤢

Not after that hug he isn't

Covid?
Seems like it was never here.
Crowds everywhere and no one social distancing.

Unbelievable!

I thought you meant Jeff Stelling.

I genuinely thought this might be set in Bristol and you had hugged Jeff, the Big Issue guy.

Capes? Did he squish you a bit?

Ha ha our Jeff looks more like Rylan than Capes!

Likewise. I'd love to hug Jeff Goldblum. Actually I'd like to lick him but that'd probably be inappropriate 😅

I fucked Jeff & gave him covid.

Me too!! Great minds think alike. I’m quite disappointed now 😂

I thought you meant the Wiggles Jeff and that he'd finally woken up.

Love this.
Hug on life is too short not to hug.
The receptionist needs to loosen up.

Next time,
Hug Jeff
Snog Alice
That'll put the wind right up the receptionist.

You are far more likely to catch Covid by spending an hour in a meeting room with Jeff. A brief hug isn't going to do much.

The receptionist needs to mind her own business.

Next time have a group snog with Jeff and Alice.

I only came on to the thread because I thought it was going to be Jeff Marshall from the YouTube train videos. He's entertained little DS for so many hours I think he deserves a hug.

surely it is this Jeff?
ignore the receptionist she probably had FOMO

"I don't know, Jeff!"

Not what I thought it would be

Checked the date on this like 5 times

Society has indeed been changed.

There's still lots of normal people around though, you just need to find them. You'll know them when they don't jump away from you with mad starey eyes spraying their hands with bleach.

Ignore her, she's probably one of those idiots who wears a mask in the car when she is on her own! ha ha ha!