That DH went for a swedish massage and ended up with a stiffy?

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namechanged due to sheer embarrassment. The company he works for paid for all empoyees to visit a health club, this included use of the Gym, sauna, steam room etc, plus they could choose one treatment. He chose a sweedish massage. This is the first time he has had a massage and ended up having an errection . I feel really upset about it and I don't really know why. I know it's not the crime of the century but I guess it mean he was attracted to the therapist and she was 10+ years younger than me (according to him). GRRRRRRRRR .

I was massaged by an attractive young man once

never again

I actually wanted to ask him to stop when he got my thighs

I was used to short large-breasted grinning 19 year olds called Charlie

OK i feel better now lissielou has explained how it works. It didn't help that DH went on about how hot the therapist was .

It was his first time, he probably had no idea

He might just be pushing your buttons though in the hope that you will sink into a jealous rage and shag him

he probably wanted you to jump his bones

I think he is trying to make you jealous - so, er, that's good isn't it?

agreed. he was probably embarassed and didnt know how to explain it so thought he'd wind you up instead.

Even dh says he's taking the piss!! he said he's winding you up!

It's a perfectly natural reaction!

I can't believe why he told you in the first place

"but i guess it mean..."

so not true...
he was dreaming of you in his lapsed relaxed state!!!

I guess your right ff2 - he does like to wind me up but i can believe that he did have a stiffy- he gets a stiffy if he is driving and a woman he sees has a nice arse -or if he sees a sexy ad or something it doesnt take much.

Totally BU about the erection but I think he was a bit of a meanie to go on about her looking 10 years younger and being hot etc.
Id be peeved about that aspect.

given how many men end up taking the small blue pills, I think I'd be thankful for small mercies tbh

KrippledKerry - what do you mean you get turned on by massage? You mean by your DH/DP or by a random therapist?

Crumbs, this is nothing, really.

I am an experienced masseure - have massaged men and women fully naked and occassionally the men have produced erections, entirely against their wish..it's apparent when they don't wish to turn over onto their backs for a quads massage. And yes they are often TOTALLY .

We do live in a touch-deprived culture, so lots of warm skin contacts will indeed cause arousals, in both men and women. IT's just that in us men it sticks out more...arf.

and yes bus rides CAN cause unbiddened erections..just like women leaning against the washing machine on the spin cycle....

Does he really gets turned on by a nice arse or a tv ad??? and will get a stiffy just by looking??

Kerry - yes it is relaxing but i can't say it turns me on whether its a man or a woman doing it - but I am far uptight to relax anyway .

firefly - I remember passing a van on the motorway and a partially naked woman was plastered over the van (some advertisement but cna't remember what it was) and DH got very aroused .

A stiffy by a nice arse? wow.
Book yourself in for a nice massage from a well oiled toned young man (or not and just say you did).

As long as the therapist didn't give your husband a 'happy finish' I can't see what the problem is.

i guess your right purlyqueen , i.e. happy finish .

lol happy finish purlyqueen

I remember my ex injuring his little chap in his flies while out clubbing. Not that unusual you might think. It wasn't until sometime after when we were sharing a cab home with my flatmates that he told us all he had a 'semi - on' which is why it had got caught. Which then set me wondering what gave him this in a club?! Glad he isn't my boyfriend anymore!