To be really annoyed at this

[Louise871]

So I have been WFH this morning and was lay on the bed taking a call and my DH came behind me and poked me up the rear really hard. I completely flipped as it really hurt!

How were you positioned?

On all fours…?

For God's sake people, although the thread is confusing it's now clear that: her work phone rang whilst she was downstairs wearing pants, her kids were being noisy so she legged it upstairs to take the call, was on her front whilst on the call and her husband inserted his finger inside her back passage.

OP, that is utterly horrendous. It's actually sexual assault and you really need to think about this relationship

He pokes you quite a bit?

i agree it is sexual assault

Well you shouldn't have calmed down. He has assaulted you.

It's really not OK to be frequently poked up the bum, if you don't like it. If you do normally like it, it's still not OK during a work call. He needs to be made fully aware.