They seem to think that the main point of 'all inclusive' is that they can drink themselves senseless without paying any extra money for it
Load of bollocks.
People go AI for lots of reasons. For me it’s so I don’t have to do anything if I don’t want to - no cooking, no cleaning, no shopping. I also don’t have to schelp out of the hotel at night to find a suitable restaurant for the evening meal, possibly getting it ‘wrong’ and wasting money.
Our favourite holidays have been in Egypt. But we’ve also had fun in Majorca, Greece, Mexico, Cuba, Tunisia, Morocco, Dom Rep and Cyprus. We’ve gone AI in all these places, I won’t go otherwise. We’ve done 3, 4 and 5 star, but in every one I’d say the drinks were local and watered down, unless I’ve specifically asked for a branded spirit. In every one I have had many days where I’ve had more than 6 drinks, but I could count on my fingers how many times I’ve actually been drunk on holiday.
Magaluf is notorious for drunken teens on tour - they don’t go AI. As is San An - although a lot of the issues there would be drug related (and you don’t get a side of Charlie with your AI breakfast!)