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To think surely the CIA etc must have looked at assassinating Putin?

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Sortilege · 26/04/2022 14:47

That must have been one possibility they’ve explored since he invaded Ukraine, right? Even if it’s been judged impossible.

Now Russia is notching up talk of nuclear war. It must be something they’re scoping out, or have I read and watched too many thrillers?

I just keep wondering what twist will come next,

YANBU = Could happen
YABU = State sponsored assassination is not something any power or agency would resort to.

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Sortilege · 26/04/2022 21:07

(Hope for an AMA, I mean. Not hope for WW3.)

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mycatisannoying · 26/04/2022 21:28

I wondered about this too OP!

forinborin · 27/04/2022 13:06

I don't think it will help, unfortunately. There are a lot of people wanting to sit in that particular chair, with very similar ideas. It is not like he's the only baddie in the country. Even Navalny, from the ideological perspective, is very similar to Putin, sans corruption.

meditrina · 27/04/2022 15:02

Sortilege · 26/04/2022 21:04

Oh yes. Could be. I’ll get a drink and read it properly. Thanks.

That article is utterly batshit!

Not only is it internally inconsistent, but also parts of it are obviously invented bollocks

I mean, a device the size of a toilet bag, then can send and receive messages in hostile environments (fair enough) but also become a revolving machine gun, sense what the bullets have hit and vibrations from an incoming vehicle and blow it up?

Utter fantasist

3luckystars · 27/04/2022 15:12

what about a lipstick taser?

could that exist??

3luckystars · 27/04/2022 15:13

Or a defibrillator you can use on yourself (like Casino Royale)

Sortilege · 27/04/2022 17:03

A lipstick taser would be so useful.

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Jenasaurus · 28/04/2022 14:28

The ideal person would be the doctor treating him for his illness (parkinsons or cancer, maybe both) that person could inject him with an antipsychotic drug like haloperidol, even if it didnt completely eradicate him it would make him sleep, so no more rash decisions made.

Crazyhousewife · 28/04/2022 14:39

We don’t have cia here but we have mi5 and rumour is they are gonna poison putin. He’s dying of cancer and the drugs are making him erratic, especially the chemo.

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