You know you spend too long on mumsnet when

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You realise you haven’t seen certain usernames in a while…the ones who are usually on every thread with over 30 replies…and wonder where they are and if they’re ok!

I need to get out more 🤣

When you see someone out in public acting or dressed in a certain way and you avoid eye contact in case they recognise you from your anonymous username and vague information you share on threads

sometimes it's a mix with me on those, usually I comment then it's oops

You tell people in real life, "You are not being unreasonable!"

In any given situation you think, "What would mn do?" and do the opposite.

I haven't seen BikeRunSki for a while, but LtEveDallas popped up earlier today and that made me think I hadn't noticed her posting for ages.

You accuse your three-year-old of gaslighting you when they refuse to eat the fishfingers and chips that were their favourite last week

HA!

for me it’s when something happens to me and I get the urge to make an AIBU post about it. Or at the very least thing about what I would post 😃🤦🏻‍♀️ There’s one I’m dying to do currently but it’s too outing. Shame

when..back in the day, 1 week I was the 2nd most posted poster for that week. oops.

You snort at something whilst staring at your iPad and your DH asks what's so funny on Mumsnet this time! Plus I agree with at least three of the previous posts......

My partner and I say YABU and YANBU aloud in real life

Me🤣🤣

LOL

These comments have killed me😂 they’re so accurate.

When I open a thread I always keep my eye out for @girlmom21 comments as she always comments exactly what I’m already thinking!😂 (i’ve name changed about 1000 times so you won’t know who I am but I’m always on the lookout for you haha) we’ve gotta be around the same age!

Ha that’s a pleasant surprise - I normally get people attacking me for my opinions

I would love to know your previous username - there’s only one poster I can think you could possibly be, or maybe two, who I tend to share opinions with!

I’m 26!

Talking of wondering where posters have gone, Madhugger was always posting, from Oz, I think. I was hoping she's ok.

This one made me laugh😂

When you really need the emoji for other things.

My GP referred to my DH in conversation and I didn't realise til later that this wasn't normal language. So that's both of us on here too much I guess.

Yes

When a stranger in the pub starts telling you that her husband left his wallet at home so she had to pay, and you respond with 'leave the bastard'

*Ha that’s a pleasant surprise - I normally get people attacking me for my opinions

I would love to know your previous username - there’s only one poster I can think you could possibly be, or maybe two, who I tend to share opinions with!

I’m 26!*

Haha I know, I often see it😂 I’ve only been here since last summer and I must have had at least 5 different names, I don’t think you’d recognise me! I’m 23 so I’m sure there may be some similarities😁

I have done this before, was in conversation as said oh how is DH? Mortified.

You search a topic and find a post you wrote nearly 10 years ago

When you have a tinkly laugh and clutch your pearls….

Or someone bumps a Zombie thread and you read the OP and are already mentally composing your post, when you scroll down and see that you already wrote it 6 months/2 years/a decade ago.

Speaking of wondering about posters I haven’t seen @worraliberty for a while - is she still about? She’s always pretty sensible