Update- neighbours walking on lawn!

[Lochnessgiraffe]

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Update- we put lawn ornaments down the side separating our lawn and their drive.
This morning when we went to walk the dogs the twats had moved the 2 ornaments onto our doorstep!!!
I've moved them back. Fuckers.
So glad we're moving.

Cement them across the end of his drive the night before you leave!

I would cement them in.

I would make an unholy racket when I left.

When we left our awful neighbors the really noisy ones were on holiday so came back to see our empty house. Which I quite liked.

Lighthearted only!

Under cover of darkness on leaving day plant some Japanese knot wood near their boundary and make sure it’s watered well in.

#knotweed!

The bedbug and carpet mite ideas are brilliant.

To be honest at this point just let it go, especially if you will be there with a kid doing exams. You don't need any more aggro in your life.

Collect dog plop. Throw it on their lawn. All the time until you move. What absolute wanking twats tosspots. SO angry on your behalf!

Dog poo on your own lawn they won't be affected unless they walk on YOUR LAWN

Smell factor there is a fertiliser called 6x

Not Japanese knotwood it's illegal mile a minute aka Russian vine is legal

Can’t help thinking about the old saying..

Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad.

It’s so true, isn’t it.

Wrong thread. 😂 But still true! 🙃🤔😭

Dig a wide border, make sure it is full of mud and sand - keep it wet - soaking wet - so they have to walk through a deep boggy muddy patch if they want to walk across your lawn.

Vietnamese Guerilla Warfare Tiger Traps.

But without the bamboo spikes at the bottom .

Just so they are trapped.

END OF GCSE PARTY TO END ALL PARTIES.
FRONT AND BACK GARDENS ONLY, MUSIC WILL BE LOUD ENOUGH DON'T WORRY.
FINE TO WEE IN NEXT DOOR'S FRONT GARDEN.

Cement them in before you move @Lochnessgiraffe to save the new owners a problem with the idiots. Also greasy messy stuff on them or perhaps dog poo lots of it.

@Hiroe

Can’t help thinking about the old saying..

Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad.

It’s so true, isn’t it.

Or, to cannibalise your saying so it fits this thread -
“Anyone can be a neighbour - it takes someone special to be a CF neighbour” 😂😂

@FabFitFifties

I would put the balloons, streamers etc, up on the day you move. Lots of loud chatter and laughing as you load the vans.Party music if you have any. Lots of honking of horns as you finally leave in your car, with tin cans rattling, and The Great Escape painted on your back window. 🥳

Maybe smash the ornaments too and spread the debris over his drive etc..

@SheilaFentiman

Are there any bits on the ornaments - stone loops or whatever - that you could chain together?

Make sure that there are a lot of chipped edges on the ornaments, the sort to slash fingers.

Cement them down.

Nice and simple.

Please

and cement one down on their doorstep in the middle of the night when you finally go

@Herejustforthisone

Cunts.

Just get some landmines.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wait till they've gone out and squirt superglue in the lock of their front door.

A friend of mine did this to her ex after he'd dumped her.

@Sexnotgender

Put them through their window.

Only kidding. They sound like arseholes.

🤣

So glad you are moving, wish we could move from ours and their 50ft conifers.

Write ''Arseholes'' in weedkiller on their lawn in 50 cm letters.

Some people are just stupid op. Hope your new neighbours are better.

Paint them with anti vandal paint.

be kind to your buyers - plant a holly hedge.