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To ask what made up jobs you have come across?

110 replies

Thatsnotmygame · 14/03/2022 07:33

Mine are;

Resilience coach
Life coaches
Rewind therapy - potentially dangerous too
Health coach

I’m sure theres loads more

OP posts:
Pazuzu · 15/03/2022 14:43

Leader of the Opposition?

ilovesooty · 15/03/2022 16:09

@Pazuzu

Leader of the Opposition?
Ridiculous.
Jobconfused · 15/03/2022 18:44

Chief disruptor

Carpy899 · 15/03/2022 19:19

Medium

SoManyQuestionsHere · 15/03/2022 20:49

While I personally happen to agree that "medium" is a BS job, it's actually surprisingly lucrative for some.

My step-mother is a "medium". She's also the 2nd highest earning member of my extended family, behind myself at #1, in a very well paid corporate executive job.

For the record, she's basically a huge scam. The woman is about as "psychic" as I am a professional figure skater.

But it is a legitimate "job" in that people seem to be happy to pay her actual money in bona fide transactions in exchange for her ... essentially making shit up.

SoManyQuestionsHere · 15/03/2022 20:57

If I'm being cynical, I'd reframe "medium" as "over-priced conversation partner for hire for the terminally credulous".

Step-mother seems to be raking in over 150k pa for it.

Which, again, is ridiculous and IMHO extremely unethical. But it's hardly "not a job" or even a "career" at that level of compensation.

1forAll74 · 15/03/2022 21:57

Lots of people like labels and weird job titles now. it makes them feel important i suppose.. Nobody should need a person, who calls themselves an influencer, and most people dont really need a therapist of some sort.. There are more so called therapists in the country now, than there are cats and dogs.

Ohyesiam · 15/03/2022 22:04

Op you seen to mean “ things I don’t understand or agree with” by made up. I guess all jobs are made up at some point.

JohnMcCainsDeathStare · 15/03/2022 22:29

Is 'Minister for Brexit Opportunities' a Whitehall in-joke for someone about to get sacked?

Like 'being sent to the Centaur Office' in the Ministry of Magic being a euphemism for being sacked soon.

blueshoes · 15/03/2022 22:38

Has anyone mentioned Chief Happiness Officer yet?

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