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To think Liz Truss hid my car keys?

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Ncwinc · 28/02/2022 18:22

The woman obviously has frightening powers. Who knows what she’s capable of.

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Sciurus83 · 28/02/2022 18:24

HAH! GrinGrin

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Ncwinc · 28/02/2022 18:27

She may have made my arse look weirdly flat in the new jeans I ordered too.

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BenjiMcSchmenzie · 28/02/2022 18:27

🤣

She definitely hid my glasses today so I wouldn’t put it past her

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Ncwinc · 28/02/2022 18:28

Damn that woman!

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BenjiMcSchmenzie · 28/02/2022 18:31

It’s national (secondary) school offer day tomorrow isn’t it? I bet she’s ballsed that up for thousands of people too with all that special power she has

derxa · 28/02/2022 18:32

She's making my beard hairs grow faster, the cow!

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Ncwinc · 28/02/2022 18:32

She definitely moved my cheese …

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SantasChestnuts · 28/02/2022 18:33

She sliced through my tea bag so I had gritty tea and a mouthful of debris with the last swig. She's a proper witch!

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Ncwinc · 28/02/2022 18:33

She’s an evil mastermind.

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SpinningTheSeedsOfLove · 28/02/2022 18:38

Liz Truss made Putin's botox fail.

And.That.Is.A.Disgrace.

Lordamighty · 28/02/2022 18:41

She made me eat too much tonight & now I am over full, damn her.

RoseRedRoseBlue · 28/02/2022 18:43

She forced me to buy a Buttons Easter Egg earlier 🙂

countrygirl99 · 28/02/2022 18:45

She's hidden my spare glasses and the phone charger from the kitchen.

Flowersinamilkbottle · 28/02/2022 18:46

She made me start a recipe I didn't have all the ingredients for. Actually thinking about it, I bet she stole that last onion Angry

ChardonnaysPetDragon · 28/02/2022 18:47

My hangover is entirely on her.

Shame on you, Liz Truss.

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Ncwinc · 28/02/2022 18:47

The woman is unstoppable.

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newrubylane · 28/02/2022 18:49

@SantasChestnuts

She sliced through my tea bag so I had gritty tea and a mouthful of debris with the last swig. She's a proper witch!
Mine too 😩
LoopyDream · 28/02/2022 18:51

She’s too busy ignoring the falling down, inadequate hospital in her own consistency to have hidden your keys, sorry.

SpinningTheSeedsOfLove · 28/02/2022 18:51

I can't see the moon. That's Truss that is. She's put it in her airing cupboard.

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Ncwinc · 28/02/2022 18:52

‘She’s too busy ignoring the falling down, inadequate hospital in her own consistency to have hidden your keys, sorry.’

She’s a multitasker.

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Shrimpseyelashes · 28/02/2022 18:53

Godammit- she used all the hot water earlier Angry my shower was freezing

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Ncwinc · 28/02/2022 18:55

’I can't see the moon. That's Truss that is. She's put it in her airing cupboard.‘

I’ll bet that airing cupboard is full of single socks. She is responsible for lonely, un-paired socks nationwide.

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Andouillette · 28/02/2022 18:57

Ohhh so that's why I've had a filthy headache all day, she did it! I bet she over sweetened my apple tiramisu as well. And broke the drains.

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Ncwinc · 28/02/2022 18:58

She’s been described by dictators as a leading cause of tension headaches.

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finished31 · 28/02/2022 19:02

I can't get my head around her only being 46! And 10 at least.