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To think Liz Truss hid my car keys?

50 replies

Ncwinc · 28/02/2022 18:22

The woman obviously has frightening powers. Who knows what she’s capable of.

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LizDoingTheCanCan · 28/02/2022 19:04

They're all hidden under her Thatcher hat!

www.indy100.com/politics/liz-truss-hat-russia-meme

DialsMavis · 28/02/2022 19:07

She also made me have a terrible all day hangover, and worse, made my washing dry all gross and damp smelling... That's so her.

Ncwinc · 28/02/2022 19:07

Thatcher only wished she had Liz’s special powers.

Maybe that’s why Putin is so upset. It’s hat envy. He just can’t carry it off.

To think Liz Truss hid my car keys?
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BenjiMcSchmenzie · 28/02/2022 19:19

Liz is only 46?????

Blimey. She’s had a tough paper round. All that mischief is clearly very ageing.

bettertocryinamercedes · 28/02/2022 19:21

Well she gave me covid!

And now I can't eat chocolate cos it's tastes all weird and burnt and that's way worse than covid.

Cow

drum123 · 28/02/2022 19:23

She got my cat wet. Him going out in the rain had nothing to do with it.

BIWI · 28/02/2022 19:24

@bettertocryinamercedes me too! What a cow!

KitKattaktik · 28/02/2022 19:24

She's hidden the corkscrew. Sad

BitOutOfPractice · 28/02/2022 19:26

I wouldn’t put anything past her.

She’s given my DP covid

daimbarsatemydogsbone · 28/02/2022 19:29

Being serious for a moment - she is fucking terrifying

Ncwinc · 28/02/2022 19:30

’And now I can't eat chocolate cos it's tastes all weird and burnt’

Shock
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OfstedOffred · 28/02/2022 19:31

It was definitely liz truss who ate the last triple chocolate biscuit from my kitchen.

I've got my nukes primed in retaliation.

FourTeaFallOut · 28/02/2022 19:32

Liz Truss put my yogurt pot in the sink and put the spoon in the bin. Again.

TimeToMakeACupofTea · 28/02/2022 19:33

46 (FORTY SIX)???!!!

Nah, I’m not having it.

BruceAndNosh · 28/02/2022 19:33

@SpinningTheSeedsOfLove

Liz Truss made Putin's botox fail.

And.That.Is.A.Disgrace.

Ah that explains the video of him smiling today. I've never seen him smile before. It was quite unsettling
Ncwinc · 28/02/2022 19:34

’Liz Truss put my yogurt pot in the sink and put the spoon in the bin. Again.’

Noooooooo!!!

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Tinitiny · 28/02/2022 19:43

@TimeToMakeACupofTea

46 (FORTY SIX)???!!!

Nah, I’m not having it.

No way. Nope.
ErrolTheDragon · 28/02/2022 19:47

YABU, all,of you.
Because if she'd done any of those things, there would surely be a photo of her doing it.

BIWI · 28/02/2022 19:48

@ErrolTheDragon

YABU, all,of you. Because if she'd done any of those things, there would surely be a photo of her doing it.
Grin
NoNameNoGane · 28/02/2022 19:53

Massive turd blocking the loo at work today. I won't name any names but it was definitely the British Foreign Minister.

FourTeaFallOut · 28/02/2022 19:57

@NoNameNoGane

Massive turd blocking the loo at work today. I won't name any names but it was definitely the British Foreign Minister.
GrinGrinGrin
LemonViolet · 28/02/2022 20:00

She’s delayed my sofa delivery in the rain. And given my dog an upset tummy. DISGRACE!

Hedonism · 28/02/2022 20:03

I'll be so cross with her if she's messed up DS's secondary school place Angry

Ncwinc · 28/02/2022 20:08

’YABU, all,of you.
Because if she'd done any of those things, there would surely be a photo of her doing it.’

Double bluff. Classic.

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dizzydizzydizzy · 01/03/2022 08:16

I enjoyed the thread @Ncwinc. Gave me a giggle.

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