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Do any of you have a pet that you actually just can't fucking stand?

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mycatisannoying · 07/02/2022 00:04

My cat. Approx 11 years old and counting! Wink I've had him for a decade. A part of me does love him, but he's a knob and lessens my quality of life rather than add anything to it. He's so whiney and food obsessed and I am seldom able to sleep the whole night through because of him.
When he departs I shall be sad, but I won't miss him, and there will be relief in a way.
He has a wonderful life here with us, and I won't give him away, because he's old and is our responsibility.
Have you ever had a love/hate relationship with a family pet?

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Monty27 · 07/02/2022 01:25

I have the best wee cat. She's about 12. Given to my DD as a 16th birthday gift.
Apart from the usual moans about me caring for her I grew to love her.
I would be heartbroken if I lost her.
But I will never miss the dirt she brings in and the freaking vacuuming of her hairs absolutely everywhere.
Never again.

QOD · 07/02/2022 01:31

@Molly70

Can’t you just leave a bowl of dry food out so he can eat without bothering you in the night? I volunteer for a cat rescue and all the cats get access to dry food 24/7 without issue.
Hahah Hahaha

My cat has 25/7 biscuit access but likes constant access to soft food too which he basically sucks the jelly or gravy off of and leaves

Absolutely love him but he’s an absolute mother fucker bastard wanker

Has scratched dhs 3 day old leather chair. Rips carpet with his claws, attacks the (tiny) dog and bites us constantly

When we rescued him we had a battle with cats protection league as they wanted us to have his brother too
We now accept he was a feral rescue

We’d never ever get a cat again. He’s 13 and the 4th cat we’ve had and he’s an absolute melt

ThinWomansBrain · 07/02/2022 01:32

Aaah - poor little baby - I'm sure he has some redeeming features.

I love mine, but she does have a tendancy to beg for food - and then eat too quickly or too much, especially if she's been on her own for what she considers too long - and then regurgitate it and come and give me a big kiss to tell me. Hmm
fortunately wooden floors rather than carpet.

HeechulOppa · 07/02/2022 01:38

Yes, Dcat2. A breed we wanted for years due to to the breed’s nature of being sweet and doglike and extremely loving and gentle. We have a cat of a different breed (Dcat1) who also shares those characteristics but is much more manic aka eternal kitten, so wanted one a bit more placid.

Well apparently Dcat2 is the outlier for his breed. Easily the most neurotic and grumpy animal I’ve ever met. Hates any human contact but has an anxiety attack if you’re not in the same room as him. Lazy as sin and screams in the middle of the stairs Until we answer him so he knows what room we’re in and doesn’t have to strain a muscle looking for us. Will only drink from a mug. In one particular room. Which we have to give manual access to as DCat1 can’t be trusted there. Eats one brand of cat biscuit only and nothing else but occasionally decides he now hates it and we have to spend £££ trying to guess his nibs’ new preference as he would literally starve to death refusing to eat. Pisses on the floor daily and doesn’t cover up his mess in the litter tray meaning we can’t feed them at bedtime or the house will stink by the time we wake up. He is unequivocally and without reserve a dick, hates dcat1 (who loves him dearly) and I adore him.

Chichimcgee · 07/02/2022 01:40

I have 3 dogs.
1 is an absolute sweetheart. 1 is a bit iffy on walks but very loving with me.
1 is batshit crazy.

I regularly threaten to send him to be made into sausages.

He poos on walls. Backs up like a wheelbarrow pose to poo.
He eats everything. He’s had glitter poops, foil poops, multi-coloured poops.
He thinks he’s a cat and will try and sit on your shoulder, he jumps the fence (even though the other 2 can’t and he’s the smallest) he talks in his sleep, I don’t mean he whines or does the odd yap. I mean a whole night of a weird ‘yowowreee’ noise. He likes to wait until you yawn to stick his tongue in your mouth. He follows me everywhere and jumps in the bath with me. Honestly I could go on. I love him but he drives me fucking batty.

ladycardamom · 07/02/2022 01:49

Yes. I had 2 Guinea pigs. I hated them. Useless. They got bitten by a snake and that was the end of them. Replaced them with chickens, much better pets.

Nanny0gg · 07/02/2022 01:52

Haven't read the thread.

Have you had his thyroid checked out?
That was the issue with my food obsessed cat

Monty27 · 07/02/2022 02:02

OP is there outside access via catflap?
Mine has biscuits on tap and wet food at night.
Then she goes out and eats and does goodness knows what. She brings back animals as presents for me.
During the day she'll sometimes miaow for a bit more food which I give her. But not often. She seems content enough.

TheWaterNokk · 07/02/2022 02:05

I love animals but could not be fucked with a pet. This thread is exactly why.

Shits up the wall? Rolls in human poop? Wakes you in the night for food? Why? Why would you choose to have this in your life when you could just…not?

HerRoyalNotness · 07/02/2022 02:05

Annoying cat here but we love her really. She’s not really very cuddly despite being hand raised. I’m sure she’s two timing us with another family. H wouldn’t let me get a cat flap 🙄 so she whines to get out and whines to get in. As the bedroom is downstairs it’s me getting up in the night to do it. She does snuggle up on the bed when it’s cold out. I’ve lost a lot of sleep hours over the last 2 years 💤

Spud1130 · 07/02/2022 02:14

My dog. I totally get why his previous owners dumped him. Why did they have to choose our property to dump him on though? It's been 11 years so far and they've still not come back for him...

LimeSegment · 07/02/2022 02:24

To be honest, yes, a bit. Years ago I remember feeling sad when I thought about my cat dying of old age in the future. How things have changed. Recently he disappeared for a few days and I felt happy, unfortunately he reappeared and was fine.

LimeSegment · 07/02/2022 02:28

I'm also pissed at myself because in the past I've missed opportunities to travel, move, etc, thinking but who would take care of my cat. Now I cannot relate at all to that way of thinking and hate myself for that.

Maybe it was an excuse to myself - definitely not blaming the cat of course, its 100% on me.

NCforThis2022 · 07/02/2022 02:31

Dcat 3 can be a bit much. He gets involved in everyone else's business, especially when it's nothing to do with him. He's possibly the stupidest cat I've ever had. He has no concept of personal space, people or animals. He's really cute though.

My parents cat has an odd relationship with my mother. Sometimes they like each other, sometimes they don't. The cat loves my father though and follows him everywhere.

Poppins2016 · 07/02/2022 02:38

@TheWaterNokk

I love animals but could not be fucked with a pet. This thread is exactly why.

Shits up the wall? Rolls in human poop? Wakes you in the night for food? Why? Why would you choose to have this in your life when you could just…not?

I would say those examples are definitely the exception and not the rule. My 3 cats have never woken me for food and have never given me cause to clean up faeces! Yet; I probably shouldn't jinx myself.
Chichimcgee · 07/02/2022 02:39

@TheWaterNokk

Love is a funny thing and when dopey dog gives me puppy dog eyes all is forgiven

LunaMay · 07/02/2022 02:47

This little fucker hid there for hours, then took another day to let me catch him. Usually they go back in when I say bedtime...

I hate him right now. Grin

Do any of you have a pet that you actually just can't fucking stand?
KiwiChch · 07/02/2022 02:51

Both my arsehole cats right now. My big male cat (who has a foot fetish and licks visitors feet) brought a rabbit in and my former barn cat (an amiable elderly tabby) ate its face off then threw it back up. Dicks

Poppins2016 · 07/02/2022 03:12

One of my cats. She's a beautiful tortoiseshell, but goes further than the 'naughty tortie' cliche and can be a real horror, she used to trick you into stroking her and would be purring away before launching into an attack, sometimes biting so hard she broke skin. These days she's more restrained and will give a warning swipe but rarely a full on attack. If I'm stroking my other cats I'll do so absent mindedly (knowing that they enjoy it or will move if they've had enough) but if I'm stroking her I have to constantly watch her body language (and even then, sometimes get it wrong as she reacts without warning, even though she's the one that jumped onto my lap and asked for a stroke). She started to mellow when I became pregnant with my first child and adores both of my young children, seeming to know that she can't treat them the same as adults, it's really interesting and rather sweet. Her favourite place to sleep is in the middle of the play area in the living room, despite the chaos!

DreamTheMoors · 07/02/2022 03:17

I don’t have a dog, I have a growth. Half Chihuahua half rat terrier, growth. Has to be on me, shoved up next to me, touching me at all times.
Has to go to the loo with me every single time, so that makes 8zillion loo trips in 3 years.
I didn’t choose her, she was a gift from well-intentioned friends, to get over the loss of my beloved pup.
Don’t do that to your friends.
I do actually love her, aside from the constant smothering neediness.
She also has an overbite which is quite dorky. And big pointy ears.
And she loves me, so there’s that.

Doingtheboxerbeat · 07/02/2022 03:27

@TheWaterNokk

I love animals but could not be fucked with a pet. This thread is exactly why.

Shits up the wall? Rolls in human poop? Wakes you in the night for food? Why? Why would you choose to have this in your life when you could just…not?

I'm 100% with you on this, I absolutely love my friends and families pets but I just can't with these. I know not all pets are the same but sometimes they are harder than children, (who grow eventually , maybe leave home) and there is no biological reason to need them.
Rosieposie101 · 07/02/2022 03:47

My dog. I love one of them, but the other one is a mean girl, like a high school bully type dog. Always mean to my poor other dog and tries to steal everything he has 😢

contrary13 · 07/02/2022 04:03

My parents' 3rd cat. God, she was a fucking nightmare - and in her 4 short years of life conducted a reign of terror on all of us. Except my parents were besotted by her and couldn't understand why we stopped visiting so much when she was around. Why? Well, she would cosy on up to my son who had grown up with 5 cats, knew to respect them, and was scared of this cat regardless. and bite him just because. She would wait on the landing as my daughter went up to the bathroom, on eye-level with her, and reach a paw through towards her face and hiss whilst flexing her claws at her eyes. And her standard greeting for me was to aggressively hiss. She terrorised the older cat (who thankfully had 8 peaceful years without her) and their dog and mine. We think she ate a false widow spider, the symptoms prior sound like she might have, and she did die in the emergency vets, late at night, by herself (and for that, I do feel pity because no animal deserves to die alone), but all my children and I could say - privately, my parents have no clue we actually feel like this - was "thank fuck!". My daughter is nigh on certain that the cat was demonically possessed...

Ironically, I was with my mother when she chose the cat as a kitten and I was trying to steer her away because she bit my mother's finger hard enough to draw blood.

And, in 45 years of consistently sharing my life/home with dogs, cats, rabbits, budgies, horses, hamsters, gerbils, and fish - this is the only one that I've gone "nope!" about.

With regards to the whining about food... have you had them checked for feline dementia? My old cat, who was 22 when he passed, was diagnosed with this when he was 6 - and he'd literally forget that he'd been fed, even as he turned away from his bowl. He could be an absolute nightmare about it, especially as the years went on and the "holes" in his brain got larger. It wasn't his fault, though. And I coped with it because I'd had him from 3 weeks old (rescue/foster situation). We also had a FD cat who reactively peed everywhere, who was 13 when he passed, and one who was the perfect cat (part-Bengal, also 13 when he passed, went through life believing everyone adored him). It would have been so easy for me to hate them... but so few people realise that elderly cats (and dogs) are just as prone to things like dementia as we are in their dotage. It takes a good vet to diagnose properly, but it's very prevalent in the feline world and more recognisable than it is in dogs from what I've read.

Arabellla · 07/02/2022 05:05

[quote FelicityBeedle]@ouch321
It’s a 360L tropical tank, it’s the weekly water change and clean that kills me. And I get anxious worrying the tank will burst for no good reason so don’t get pleasure from watching them anymore[/quote]
@FelicityBeedle surely your DP should be cleaning the tank if he doesn’t want to rehome them?

Life is too short for this. As they’re fish, I would give them away or sell, with the tank.

Frannibananni · 07/02/2022 05:10

I’ve only ever had dogs and every time I was pregnant I would get so irritated by him, bless him he just ignored me for the first trimester then we were besties again. He was fantastic with all the babies though.

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