Johnson "has seen no evidence of blackmailing"

[ThinWomansBrain]

Blackmailing would presumably be a hushed conversation in a shady corner.
Coming from a man that failed to spot a party taking place in his own back garden (that he attended), AIBU to think that even if true, this latest pronouncement from the Trump pretender means sod all?

@jgw1

Please stop it. Some of these thick twunts think you're someone who agrees with them and it reinforces their batshit crazy views.

It is funny, but you're becoming part of the problem now because there are too many thick twunts who seem to be persuaded by your alter ego.

Starmer doesn't know what a woman is.
whereas Johnson just never remembers which woman it was
or which woman he's married to

Johnson is the turd that just won't flush. Just how many more chain pulls will there be?

@jgw1

Why is anyone paying any attention to the latest fairytale from Dominic Cummings?

Because it isn't a fairytale sadly. I wish it was.

It must be lovely being in Boris’ world and oblivious to everything going in around you. Good job he doesn’t have an important job or anything. Oh.

@jgw1

Starmer doesn't know what a woman is.

You forgot to mention Jeremy Corbyn. 😂 Haven't you clocked off yet? Make sure you claim for your overtime.

See what I mean @jgw1?

I am a great fan of your wonderful work though.

the turd that just won't flush

where are all the MNers with poo knives?
you know it's the humane thing to do

I think the fact that he is denying it is probably pretty solid proof it's true.

You forgot to mention Jeremy Corbyn.
😂
Haven't you clocked off yet? Make sure you claim for your overtime.

Nonsense, I covered but Jeremy Corbyn before I did Starmer.

@FatFredsFriedEgg

See what I mean *@jgw1*?

I am a great fan of your wonderful work though.

Well yes, but there didn't appear to be any opposition to the story that the government has been trying to blackmail its own MPs, so I thought I would provide some. Clearly I was better at it than I realised.

If Cummings is telling fairy tales does that make him the wicked stepmother? He looks like one.

I bet that we will find out that Boris Johnson also has selective hearing loss as well as eyesight problems when these tapes emerge of blackmail and corruption ( if they are released )
What with Cummings 'eye problems ' back then too , they are all falling apart.

@the80sweregreat

I bet that we will find out that Boris Johnson also has selective hearing loss as well as eyesight problems when these tapes emerge of blackmail and corruption ( if they are released ) What with Cummings 'eye problems ' back then too , they are all falling apart.

Maybe if they put some money into the NHS they could get some help for these medical problems.

Johnson won't have seen any evidence of the blackmail as he is simply a messenger.

@jgw1

Johnson won't have seen any evidence of the blackmail as he is simply a messenger.

To add. He just like my postman. He just ferries other peoples messages about, but doesn't actually read or engage with them.

A messenger from whom though......

@DuncinToffee

A messenger from whom though......

That is yet to be determined. I think the argument goes that he used to be Dominic Cumming's messenger, but now Cummings has been replaced by Dilyn it is less clear.