AIBU that I will get this draw open!!!!!! Even if the knob has come off

[Sickoffamilydrama]

I now remember why I've never used this fucking thing handcrafted piece of art it's lovely to look at but it's taunting me.

The stupid knob has fallen off and I can't slide anything into the sides, I've shaken it upside down and that hasn't worked but MN I will get this draw open!

It's sat in my bedroom taunting me and I can't have that! So help me.

So AIBU that I will beat this thing and get it open?

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You need to say a prayer to Anoia, the goddess of
Things That Get Stuck in Drawers. She also finds objects that roll under sofas.

My mother has this piece of shite art too OP. And the exact same thing happened with hers.

I'm trying to remember how I fixed it for her...

It was years ago.

You need something with suckers on it. Like a bird feeder that suckers to your window or something like that. Plunge that fucker off.

Or... just screw a temporary handle on.

Draws is bad enough.....worst I've seen is Chester draws....makes me cringe!!

If you had a very strong vacuum cleaner could you try using that to pull ut out?

@GromblesofGrimbledon

You need something with suckers on it. Like a bird feeder that suckers to your window or something like that. Plunge that fucker off.

Or... just screw a temporary handle on.

We need a midwife.

@CliffsofMohair

Nurse! Forceps!

@IsaLating

You need to say a prayer to Anoia, the goddess of Things That Get Stuck in Drawers. She also finds objects that roll under sofas.

She deffo doesn't. She just needs a small screw and a screwdriver.

No need to go bothering a Godess; it'l just annoy'er.