Covid will fuck off and MN will be able to drastically reduce server capacity when the Coronavirus board is closed down.
The economy will have a resurgence and as a consequence it will appear that Boris has triumphed and will be forgiven and the Very Serious Cheeseandwinegate investigation result will be lost in a No 10 drawer.
MN will need new servers again in June when the people that voted Leave realise that they have to stand in very, very, very long queues at Alicante, Palma et al without understanding why.
China, not missing a trick, will open Disney style theme resorts airside at Alicante, Palma et al so all the people in the very, very, very long passport queues can be relived of their Euros.
The England men's football team will still be in a very, very, very long queue or halfway up Palma Magic Mountain, having collectively followed a bunch of pissed fans through Customs when the trophy is lifted by Sweden.
Prince Charles will die. Everyone will forget everything they've said they hate about the monarchy as King William gets ready for the hot seat.
Nobody, not even the editor, will read Prince Harry's book let alone colour in the pictures and complete the crossword that had to be included to try and create a frisson of interest.