Is it too much to ask you do it inside?

[Longingforatikihut]

Just popped into the kitchen to put cooled dinner in the fridge. Look out the back window to see neighbors over the back doing it against their back fence, in the alley, for anyone looking out to see. They're clothed but it's completely obvious what they're doing.

I don't have kids. They have at least 4. Is it really that difficult to use the bedroom? I can also see their kids watching telly through their window.

I've not long moved in here and curtains for the kitchen didn't seem so urgent until now.
Wasn't trying to peep. Totally unavoidable in close together terraces. Just shocked and shook.

YABU - you do it where you can as a parent
YANBU - throw a blanket over them so you don't have to see.

Time to get the hose out.

😂🎄

"Shocked and shook." Lol.

OMG. They must had a few sherrys and unable to keep their hands off each other. I'd laugh it off!

Bucket of water?

Don’t look!

It's peeing it down here and about 5 degrees, good for them I say! Shocked and shook? It's Christmas Day get the out.

Just don't look.

Fire extinguisher?

YABU for "shocked and shook" even you're trying to be funny.

Right...

Just open your back door and shut it again. They'll stop.

It’s absolutely 🥶 brrrr here they sound like nutters I’m on couch in my pjs nice and warm too full to even consider getting up let alone anything else.

Meh, it’s the season of goodwill.

Let them shag. Raise a glass to them once they’re done.

Open the door and shout, "lick it, Darren".

If she turns round, she's a Mumnetter.

Shocked and shook? I bet then you snapped and farted.

Open back door, cheer and give a round of applause. Or possibly shout out marks out of 10.

Four kids and they have the motivation and energy to shag outside in December.

Good for them.

ahhh they could be arguing and shouting at the kids ... there will be 5 next year ;-)

I don't think anyone should have sex where anyone else can see, you are basically forcing them to see something they don't want to (especially kids)

Is they have 4 kids they probably get more peace in the alley than in their bedroom to be fair.

Just shout faster, faster.

It's freezing!

Makes you proud to be British.

I know it reads like I'm a prude, I'm genuinely not. It's just having had a few neighbourly natters with them since I moved in I just really didn't expect it.

I've not stayed for the full show of course. As soon as I realised what I was looking at I retreated the the living room at the front. Loading the dishwasher can wait.

Unless they ask for a finger up the bum it is def hedgehogs in their Christmas best..