Is it too much to ask you do it inside?

[Longingforatikihut]

Just popped into the kitchen to put cooled dinner in the fridge. Look out the back window to see neighbors over the back doing it against their back fence, in the alley, for anyone looking out to see. They're clothed but it's completely obvious what they're doing.

I don't have kids. They have at least 4. Is it really that difficult to use the bedroom? I can also see their kids watching telly through their window.

I've not long moved in here and curtains for the kitchen didn't seem so urgent until now.
Wasn't trying to peep. Totally unavoidable in close together terraces. Just shocked and shook.

YABU - you do it where you can as a parent
YANBU - throw a blanket over them so you don't have to see.

I've not long moved in here and curtains for the kitchen didn't seem so urgent until now

Presuming it's dark and you have the kitchen light on what could you actually see?
Would you load the dishwasher in the dark while looking out of the kitchen window?

🤣 Jesus fucking Christ.

@Santahatesbraisedcabbage

Unless they ask for a finger up the bum it is def hedgehogs in their Christmas best..

They're definitely human. No tiggywinkles here.

take a photo and put it through their letter box.

@Sparklingbrook

I've not long moved in here and curtains for the kitchen didn't seem so urgent until now

Presuming it's dark and you have the kitchen light on what could you actually see?
Would you load the dishwasher in the dark while looking out of the kitchen window?

No. The silly beggers have a home made Blackpool illuminations up in their yard year round. Better lighting than strictly come dancing. Clearly haven't put two and two together to realise they're very obvious.

Move away from the window & mind your business.

I think get yourself a roller blind in that case and let them get on with it. My kitchen blinds are shut and I couldn't tell you what my neighbours are doing. They might be doing a naked conga down the street for all I know.

Go out and bang pots and pans a la clapping for the NHS. Clap for the shaggers?

🤣🤣

Clap?

I'd yell something at them.

YANBU, it's not legal for a reason!

Clap for the shaggers

Let's hope they're using protection

@Grimchmas

I'd yell something at them.

YANBU, it's not legal for a reason!

Is it illegal to have sex in your own garden if the neighbours have no window coverings?

@sparklingbrook isn't it public indecency? Surely you can't just share outside in view of others just because the garden is yours?! (Doubting myself now)

Shag*. Although I guess share is also true

It’s Christmas the time when families come together.😁

Also, I think they're in the alley rather than their garden

I’d be tempted to do performance shagging
Can you quickly arrange a threesome?

Open the window and shout ‘waahaaay’ at them

@nitsandwormsdodger ROFL

[quote Grimchmas]@sparklingbrook isn't it public indecency? Surely you can't just share outside in view of others just because the garden is yours?! (Doubting myself now)[/quote]
Only if you know the neighbour would be looking? They were on their own land, they weren't aware of the audience presumably? They could have gone and done it in the middle of the road if they wanted one...

It’s revolting to do that in close proximity to other people’s homes. I would ignore it if it’s a one off but would certainly be having a word if it became a regular occurrence.

@Grimchmas

Also, I think they're in the alley rather than their garden

Not in full public view? And whose alley is it? Maybe we need a diagram?

@Sparklingbrook they're not in their garden. They're in the alley that separates out gardens. A public road effectively. Also I didn't stay to watch. As soon as I realised what they were up to I left.

Hey its Christmas, at least they are not arguing with each other.