Am I a prude?

[FindingTheImpossible]

A simple question really.
If you have sex on the sofa in your living room, would you clean the sofa afterwards?

My friend thinks no, I think yes. She thinks I'm being unreasonable but the idea of family/friends sitting on the sofa afterwards, to me is icky.
What are your views?

@Watchingpeppa12

Literally never sitting on anyone’s sofa again 😫

do you never stay in a hotel?

I'm surprised at people asking why I was talking to my friend about this. Do you not talk to your friends about sex?
And by talking about sex I don't mean you include all the finer details, lol unless you've got that kind of friendship.

Doesn’t anyone just have spontaneous sex sometimes?

No, don’t think I ever have actually

That's why we have a set of rubber sheets in the music stool.

(i assumed everone had a stash of these, do you not?)

@PrawnofthePatriarchy

Literally never sitting on anyone’s sofa again

And imagine having to tell people you conceived thanks to a sofa!

My oldest daughter is called Lavoro ( piano di lavoro)

@Bagelsandbrie

Doesn’t anyone just have spontaneous sex sometimes? I can’t imagine getting it on with dh and then suddenly bolting off to get a towel out of the airing cupboard to protect the sofa 😳😆

I’m asexual, so no, I don’t have se at all.

@Watchingpeppa12

Literally never sitting on anyone’s sofa again 😫

Same. Didn’t need to know this!

@IWillFindYou well that’s absolutely fine but I clearly mean people that do have sex.

@Simonjt

Doesn’t anyone just have spontaneous sex sometimes?

No, don’t think I ever have actually

I don’t think I’ve ever “planned” to have sex.

I like to just go as the mood takes me!

@HolidayTime2021 you’d hope a hotel bed had been cleaned ? We are talking about not cleaning up, anyway clearly joking 🙃

No, in addition to fluids, that is a lot of dead skin cells and sweat going into the fabric of the sofa. We don't sit naked on the sofa either t eat or watch tv. I just think there should be washable fabric between human bodies and furniture

We broke our sofa once having sex.🤣🤣
Yes we clean it.
Or we'll whip summat out to cover up, too messy otherwise.
Sofa cost us a lot of money ..

@Watchingpeppa12

Literally never sitting on anyone’s sofa again 😫

I take it you've never stayed in a hotel?

@Bagelsandbrie

Doesn’t anyone just have spontaneous sex sometimes? I can’t imagine getting it on with dh and then suddenly bolting off to get a towel out of the airing cupboard to protect the sofa 😳😆

We need to bolt off to get it precisely because it was spontaneous.

It takes just a few seconds. We can wait that long.

We don't make any mess when we have sex. It's all kind of contained in me until I go to the loo afterwards. 🤷🏻‍♀️

We have a leather sofa so some wet wipes and we're good to go

if it lools like a builder’s radio then sure

if not, nah

We use the car...
And we don't have a garage
.

@Hrpuffnstuff1

We broke our sofa once having sex.🤣🤣 Yes we clean it. Or we'll whip summat out to cover up, too messy otherwise. Sofa cost us a lot of money ..

Broke a sofa?! Its hard work breaking a sofa!

@brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

if it lools like a builder’s radio then sure

if not, nah

😂

Great post!!

@Midlifemusings

No, in addition to fluids, that is a lot of dead skin cells and sweat going into the fabric of the sofa. We don't sit naked on the sofa either t eat or watch tv. I just think there should be washable fabric between human bodies and furniture

😂 😂

@brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

if it lools like a builder’s radio then sure

if not, nah

"Are you saying I've got a big bum?"

"Big? It's like two badly parked Volkswagens."

@Simonjt

Doesn’t anyone just have spontaneous sex sometimes?

No, don’t think I ever have actually

You plan it every time? Really?

I do talk to friends about sex, but in many conversations not once has the issue of getting the vax out come up.

@Offmyfence yeah, well, either I do or he does