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to say that having sex in a car in the garage counts as "car sex"

86 replies

Xuli · 11/12/2021 20:08

Discussion with DH tonight Grin

He says it would only count as car sex if you pulled up in a field or something a la a character from a Jilly Cooper novel.

I say it still counts if it's parked up in the garage.

He's adamant that MN will support him...

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Theremoresefulday · 11/12/2021 20:09

Why would you have car sex in the garage when you could just go in the house?

blablablack · 11/12/2021 20:10

Well it is car sex BUT I kind of agree with him. It's not the real deal there's no chance of being caught etc.

I'd say it's a compromise if for instance ur dh wants that and don't but ur willing to do it in the garage 😂

Santahatesbraisedcabbage · 11/12/2021 20:11

Depends if the garage is a petrol station!!

Wtfdoipick · 11/12/2021 20:12

I would say I'm with your husband but it sounds wrong. Wouldn't count as car sex to me if its your own garage. You need to be parked up somewhere

Xuli · 11/12/2021 20:12

@Santahatesbraisedcabbage

Depends if the garage is a petrol station!!
Grin
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DukeofEarlGrey · 11/12/2021 20:14

Car sex is car sex. Doesn’t matter where the car is. It’s the first time I’ve really thought about car sex as such but it turns out I have a clear POV.

Emerald5hamrock · 11/12/2021 20:15

Depends if the garage is a petrol station!! 🤣
Car sex is sex in a car, I'm with you.

Yummypumpkin · 11/12/2021 20:16

Hrs right!

Its the spontaneity, exhibitionism, thrill and fear of being caught, the build up and post sex adjustment that define it

Not the actual being in a car!

Vote for the DH from me

antiquecoffeepot · 11/12/2021 20:16

@DukeofEarlGrey

Car sex is car sex. Doesn’t matter where the car is. It’s the first time I’ve really thought about car sex as such but it turns out I have a clear POV.
😂 DH and I have just said exactly the same
Xuli · 11/12/2021 20:17

@DukeofEarlGrey

Car sex is car sex. Doesn’t matter where the car is. It’s the first time I’ve really thought about car sex as such but it turns out I have a clear POV.
I can't say it's something which has crossed my mind before either but I'm with you!
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ElfCalavicci · 11/12/2021 20:17

@Santahatesbraisedcabbage Grin well it would give the people in the shop / kiosk something to talk about !

I guess it is still car sex , but without all the derring-do, which is the whole point of car sex .
It would be a bit like ordering a rack of ribs in a restaurant and them serve it already taken off the bone , it just aint the same

andweallsingalong · 11/12/2021 20:18

With Google earth and video phones car in the garage sounds sensible, lol.

maddiemookins16mum · 11/12/2021 20:18

He’s right. In the garage doesn’t count.

Ellen888 · 11/12/2021 20:20

@Santahatesbraisedcabbage

Depends if the garage is a petrol station!!
Grin Grin
LordEmsworth · 11/12/2021 20:20

Does it make a difference if it's someone else's garage rather than your own?

MistyFrequencies · 11/12/2021 20:20

I'm with your DH. Unless there's a risk of being caught/ some vaguely public element to it it's car sex but not car sex.

Xuli · 11/12/2021 20:20

It would be a bit like ordering a rack of ribs in a restaurant and them serve it already taken off the bone , it just aint the same Grin

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Xuli · 11/12/2021 20:20

@LordEmsworth

Does it make a difference if it's someone else's garage rather than your own?
The winning compromise!!!
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DahliaMacNamara · 11/12/2021 20:21

What about if you compromise and keep the garage door open?

Yummypumpkin · 11/12/2021 20:22

@DahliaMacNamara

What about if you compromise and keep the garage door open?
😁Smile
gogohm · 11/12/2021 20:23

I'm with your dp, just like alfresco sex doesn't count in a secluded back garden Grin

DukeofEarlGrey · 11/12/2021 20:26

@MistyFrequencies

I'm with your DH. Unless there's a risk of being caught/ some vaguely public element to it it's car sex but not car sex.
Maybe not if you’re a real autophile.
Xuli · 11/12/2021 20:26

@gogohm

I'm with your dp, just like alfresco sex doesn't count in a secluded back garden Grin
No, don't tell him that Shock
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AllTheUsernamesAreAlreadyTaken · 11/12/2021 20:28

Nah. You’re having garage sex.

bubblesbubbles11 · 11/12/2021 20:28

if you are getting it on in your home in bed and talking about your fantasies and he says "car sex" and you say, ok, I will get the garage door zapper and we can nip in, shut the garage door and do the deed then come inside for some cocoa and lights out....
then no, I don't think it counts.....

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