Page 3 | And noe Boris can just disappear on Paternity leave

jgw1 · 09/12/2021 17:04

@BruceAndNosh

Carrie timed this nicely

Poor Carrie. If he is on paternity leave the divorce will be sooner.

Jibberjabberhutt · 09/12/2021 17:12

Half of me wonders if she was shoved in for a section just so they could get him out of things for a bit.

PinkiOcelot · 09/12/2021 17:27

Amazes me that’s he’s got any kids. He’s vile.

Thecurliestwurly · 09/12/2021 17:35

Apparently him and Carrie was seen in the local curry house last night and he was force feeding her vindaloo and pineapple sorbet.

DixonD · 09/12/2021 17:49

@Justheretoaskaquestion91

He's not taking paternity leave

Papers are saying he will take some time to be with his family

What a shocker eh?

He’s entitled to it just like other fathers.

jgw1 · 09/12/2021 17:57

He’s entitled to it just like other fathers.

He always likes to spend time with his children...

What worries me is he might be too tired to make it to the big party on 24th.

VikingOnTheFridge · 09/12/2021 18:09

@GertrudePerkinsPaperyThing

I struggle to think of even Boris Johnson bringing forward a planned CS just to cover a news story. With it being potential detrimental to the child. But maybe that’s naive of me

Why assume detriment? It was said a while ago Carrie was due in December, so it's overwhelmingly likely she was full term. ELCS is a safe way to give birth at term.

StoneofDestiny · 09/12/2021 18:12

You jealous that he hasn’t shagged you?

A more vomit inducing image is hard to conjure up. Having shoved his ample size over half the Tory Party his withered (and must be hard to locate) dick needs to be fumigated, not offered around the rest of the population.
SexyBoris you are obviously in the mould of the desperate Edwina Currie - thankfully the rest of us are more discerning. Or is it you Edwina - not on the party list then?

Justheretoaskaquestion91 · 09/12/2021 18:18

It’s funny how he didn’t want to spend time with the children he’s produced via extra marital affair. Or, if his daughter from first marriage is to be believed, with any of those children either.

SequinsandStiIettos · 09/12/2021 18:23

Serendipity is a nice name

meh12 · 09/12/2021 18:25

Get off his back? Guessing anyone saying that didn't see the thread yesterday by the poster who spent the 18/12 alone last year having just given birth to her dead child unable to have her husband at her side due to covid.

jgw1 · 09/12/2021 18:32

Is he going to hide in a freezer again?

batmanladybird · 09/12/2021 18:33

@TokyoSushi

I saw something funny on Twitter earlier 'no darling, we didn't keep the newspapers from the day you were born!'

Justheretoaskaquestion91 · 09/12/2021 18:43

@meh12

Wow. I didn’t see that - how utterly heartbreaking.

Jibberjabberhutt · 09/12/2021 18:49

@meh12

Get off his back? Guessing anyone saying that didn't see the thread yesterday by the poster who spent the 18/12 alone last year having just given birth to her dead child unable to have her husband at her side due to covid.

💔 I wish he had to sit down and forcibly hear the stories from people who were forced to be alone during the worst moments of their lives, or who were prevented from being with family members who were forced to die alone.

But even then, I don’t think the horror of what the government has done would penetrate the despicable cunt’s rhino hide. He’d bumble and bluster but still feel absolutely nothing.

middleager · 09/12/2021 19:01

You jealous that he hasn’t shagged you?

He has shafted the nation.

jgw1 · 09/12/2021 19:04

@middleager

You jealous that he hasn’t shagged you?

He has shafted the nation.

It was very painful and not the least bit pleasant.

CloudPop · 09/12/2021 21:57

@TokyoSushi

I saw something funny on Twitter earlier 'no darling, we didn't keep the newspapers from the day you were born!'

😂

CloudPop · 09/12/2021 21:58

I really can't see him being particularly useful in a paternity leave scenario

BobbieT1999 · 09/12/2021 22:15

A woman would have been fired and launching an unfair dismissal claim by now

the80sweregreat · 09/12/2021 22:16

Someone mentioned Liz truss and her personal life holding her back from being a potential leader ..
what has she done ?
Is it any worse than Boris?

julieca · 09/12/2021 22:20

@SexyBoris Has Boris paid you to be on MN?
And you can tell him he is anything but sexy. And he looks like Carrie's father. I mean I know some women like older men, but sexy good looking older men. Not your embarrassing looking dad who is fat and has obviously not looked after his body.

Tabbacus · 09/12/2021 22:24

@Justheretoaskaquestion91

I don’t think he should take paternity leave, sorry. He’s got 7/8 fucking children. He’s an irresponsible ape who goes around preaching re the environment whilst seemingly single handedly trying to produce his own mini House of Parliament. He’s PM, he needs to be around, particularly during the clusterfuck that’s happening. Maybe he should have family planned a bit better and continued spewing out babies after his tenure as PM.

Everyone should have access to paternity leave. But yes he's a dick.

the80sweregreat · 09/12/2021 22:40

Considering that it seems the people who work at number 10 don't do much other than party on and tell lies, I doubt that Boris Johnson having ' family time' will make much of a dent to the work load for a few days.
They probably won't even miss him and his crazy hair.

julieca · 09/12/2021 23:00

He already does little work. They wont miss him.
And he doesn't do his red boxes.