God Will people get off his back! His wife has just had a baby, he’s entitled to time off!!
Yes - let not mention his lying, cheating, philandering ways, or his racist, sexist attitudes, or his mishandling of the Covid Crisis, or disastrous Brexit or the HS2 fracas. Heaven forbid we mention his support for the unsupportable like No 10 Parties or Cummings 'trips'. And of course it's unspeakable that his 'dress up in costume' politics does anything other than embarrass us all. The Union Joke shown at every turn just associates the flag with the Tory Catastophies and can't be taken serious again. Yes, just 'get off his back' and all will be well.