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To give me some good break up songs!

192 replies

kelseypops · 16/11/2021 19:50

Just putting a play list together on my phone after leaving my controlling H.

Give me your best songs please! X

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DrSbaitso · 16/11/2021 20:50

Oh you can piss up a rope and feel the pissy dribble,
You can piss up a rope and watch me giggle,
For the last six months I've been packing your bag,
You can wash my balls with a warm wet rag,
Till my balls feel smooth and soft like silk,
I'm sick of your mouth and your two per cent milk,
And I'm no dope
but I've lost all hope,
So hit the fucking road and piss up a rope!

mothersuperiorjumpedthegun · 16/11/2021 20:51

you're so vain carly simon
hide and seek imogen heap
you oughta know alanis
But, please don't waste this prime raw Adele caterwauling opportunity

mineofuselessinformation · 16/11/2021 20:51

Act Like a Man. Neil Diamond.
Might not be quite your taste, but if you substitute 'fucker' for the word 'faker' in the song it's quite therapeutic!

Whywonttheyhelpme · 16/11/2021 20:51

Definitely Movin’ On Up by M People

Thank your lucky stars, congratulate yourself you have ditched the loser in your life and dance like no one is watching.

Well done OP!!!! Xxx

ILoveShula · 16/11/2021 20:52

Yes, Survivor by DC. A good one

colouringindoors · 16/11/2021 20:53

Dickhead
Kate Nash.

Flowers
Ducksareruiningmypatio · 16/11/2021 20:54

@MadisonAvenue

Cry Me A River - Justin Timberlake The Lover After Me - Savage Garden Worse Things Happen At Sea - Frank Turner Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) - Green Day
Good Riddance (Time of your life) was my breakup anthem Grin I always chuckle when it's played at weddings, does no-one listen to lyrics?
kelseypops · 16/11/2021 20:55

Love all these, thank you so much!

I'm literally getting 'I love you, I'm sorry' messages from him as I'm putting this play list together...wrong time to message you absolute controlling wanker...Grin

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Ducksareruiningmypatio · 16/11/2021 20:56

Ohohoh!
Fucked with an anchor by Alestorm Grin
Just for the shouty bad words

DrSbaitso · 16/11/2021 20:56

I always chuckle when it's played at weddings, does no-one listen to lyrics?

I've never heard it at a wedding! But I've heard Every Step You Take.

Although once, when they started playing I Will Survive, I said to the lady next to me that it didn't seem quite right. She replied, "They're playing it for people like me."

XelaM · 16/11/2021 20:57

I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor
Fighter - Christina Aguilera
Mama's Broken Heart - Miranda Lambert
Before He Cheats - Carrie Underwood
White Liar - Miranda Lambert

Houseofvelour · 16/11/2021 20:58
  • We are never ever getting back together - Taylor Swift
  • I knew you were trouble - Taylor Swift
  • Apologize - OneRepublic
  • Big girls cry - Sia
  • Don't hold your breath - Nicole Sherzinger
  • On the mend - Foo Fighters
  • Lose you to love me - Selena Gomez
  • Good as hell - Lizzo ft Ariana Grande
  • You wanted more - Tonic
  • Here I go again - whitesnake
XelaM · 16/11/2021 20:59

Brand New Girlfriend - by Steve Holy

HarryBob · 16/11/2021 21:00

Bra Off by Rae Lynn
Rich by Maren Morris
Loose Change by Highwomen

CantBeAssed · 16/11/2021 21:03

Pink...blow me one last kiss

evilharpy · 16/11/2021 21:03

Hedonism by Skunk Anansie was what I played on repeat when I had a horrible breakup way back in the 90s.

XelaM · 16/11/2021 21:03

Goodbye Earl - by the Chicks Grin

WashingtonSquare · 16/11/2021 21:05

I’m still standing. Elton John.

kelseypops · 16/11/2021 21:05

@HarryBob

Bra Off by Rae Lynn Rich by Maren Morris Loose Change by Highwomen
Love Bra Off, thank you!
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Wishineverchangedmyname · 16/11/2021 21:06

Left outside alone - Anastasia
Especially the line "careless, helpless little man"!

evilharpy · 16/11/2021 21:06

Bang My Head by David Guetta. Google the lyrics. Flowers

bananaramadramas · 16/11/2021 21:06

New rules - dua lipa

Blueuggboots · 16/11/2021 21:08
please get in touch with your inner anger......😀
Peace43 · 16/11/2021 21:10

Confident
We are never getting back together - taylor swift
So what - pink
Womaniser - Brittany Spears
Lots of lady gaga!

ChuckGarabedian · 16/11/2021 21:10

Midnight Sky by Miley Cyrus is a great breakup song.

Loved a PP’s mention of Hepburn - I Quit, that’s a blast from the past!