To be mildly miffed when in the lingerie department..

[annaop]

.. men with their other halves still manage to have a quick gawp at the lingerie you're looking at rather than the lingerie their OH is looking at.

They sell vibrating cock rings in your local supermarket?!

In pretty much every supermarket these days. Usually durex brand, stocked with the condoms and lube.

I too was hoping for a tale of lost priests and a man with a very boooooring voice closing the shop early. Oh well, no Golden Cleric award for you.

It's just clothing. Good grief.

I don't know why women need their husband with them when they go shopping for underwear. But this question came up on a similar thread before (about men hanging around women's changing rooms in shops) and there was a barage of people saying they couldn't possibly buy any clothing with consulting their DH because his opinion as a man was essential for every purchase or some such drivel.

So yeah OP - I don't want some bloke staring at me when I'm choosing knickers, just as I wouldn't stare at a man choosing his knickers. It's called manners. You should have waved them in his face and said 'what do you reckon random man - crotchless or g string ?'

Because of course, men should keep their eyes averted to the floor in the lingerie department at all times and only look up when their partners grant then permission to do so. I'm sure the men you imagine are 'gazing' at your choice of lingerie Op really aren't, they are just looking around. How dare they though ... Yeah, just another thread to malign men yet again.

@BarbaraofSeville

I get pissed off with men trailing round women's clothes shops after their female partners full stop.

They never want to be there and have a habit of standing right in front of the items I want to look at or they're engrossed in their phones so have zero awareness of their surroundings so are just in the way.

I couldn't agree more! I'd hate to drag a bloke along, they just get in the way.

@AmyDudley
So yeah OP - I don't want some bloke staring at me when I'm choosing knickers, just as I wouldn't stare at a man choosing his knickers. It's called manners. You should have waved them in his face and said 'what do you reckon random man - crotchless or g string ?

😂😂😂'

Why don't you just concentrate on the job in hand, and stop "gawping" at what everyone else is doing?

Other people are allowed to shop whilst you are shopping, you know! Just because you are considering buying something, doesn't mean that no one else is allowed to look at it (or that it particularly means anything if they do).

FWIW, I've never noticed anyone looking at me in M&S the lingerie shop, when buying my multipacks of big pants lingerie.

Vibrating cock rings don't seem to have reached rural Devon's supermarkets yet; maybe it's a bit too Methodist.

@godmum56

if you weren't wearing it, what is the problem?

But in the pervy man's head she was wearing it just for him

I don't believe my husband has ever been with me when I'm buying undies.

YABU OP and precious. People look at eachother, people look at stuff in shops, people look at other people's choices in shops and restaurants. People do not have to avert their eyes because you're buying fancy keks.🙄

Oh my god a man is looking at undies I like. oh the humanity!

@XingMing

Vibrating cock rings don't seem to have reached rural Devon's supermarkets yet; maybe it's a bit too Methodist.

They've got them in Morrison's and Tesco's in Tavy.

So I hear, anyhow. [cough].

Many moons ago, DW & I went into the lingerie department of a large Department store in Birmingham (Browns?). I was about 4 paces into the department when I was seized firmly by the elbow by a real live Mrs Slocombe, escorted back through the double doors and deposited on a chair on the landing. I was told 'You can wait for Madame here'!

Why are s you staring at other women’s partners when you’re trying to pick out underwear?

"“Oh God, we’re in the lingerie section, Dougal. We’re in Lingerie!”

There’s no way out.

There’s just no way out.

They’re gonna get us….

My flabber is suitably gasted, @NeverDropYourMooncup! Clutches pearls and fans herself vigorously...

@Spongeboob

The last time someone scrutinised my shopping I added a vibrating cock ring and 3 packs of condoms (what awesome timing being right near that aisle in a supermarket). The lady nearly keeled over. Closer to produce I'd have added the biggest cucumber I could find and winked. People are weird.

Cool story bro.

(Supermarkets don't sell vibrating cock rings.)

It’s Ireland’s largest lingerie section, so I understand.

@Spongeboob

*Cool story bro.

(Supermarkets don't sell vibrating cock rings.)*

They absolutely do.

Sorry I meant @CSJobseeker (I tagged the quoted posted by mistake)

But in the pervy man's head she was wearing it

Are you able to read minds? Even when you're not there?

Go on without me, I’ll only slow you down. It’s my own fault for messing with those stupid bra’s