Penis Tattoos?

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Had a very strange dream last night that DH had got two large ivy leaves tattooed on him. One of my colleagues was doing the tattooing (someone I know through work rather than actually work with). It made me wonder, is this something you've ever come across (excuse the wording) or are they not actually a thing? (very disturbed by my dream)
YABU - you total weirdo, why did you dream that - of course they're a thing
YANBU - you total weirdo dreaming that, they are definitely not a thing

Hahaha much hilarity

Back in the 80’s I was a student nurse and met an old sailor on the ward. He had many tattoos, naked women in various poses, all just black outline drawings. And he had a pair of lips on his penis.

@user1473878824

HAS EVERYONE WHO HAS GOOGLED IT SEEN THE DRAGON?! (Go! Go Google it!)

I googled it. Wow! It's impressive art

@AlwaysLatte no really not at all. I have no idea why I would dream such a thing

Sounds painful to think of it being done.

Oh I thought you meant a tattoo of a penis. I was going to say I’d totally get a penis tattooed on me, then read the full post and decided I definitely cannot get a penis tattoo as I do not have a penis.

@discombobulatedonion

My friend once dated a guy who had a carrot tattoed on his penis

My friend once dated a guy who had a carrot tattoed on his penis

Chantenay?!

Photos?

When I was a teenager my friend bought a tattoo gun, and when his best mate passed out drunk, he tattooed the word "Neil" on his penis. We didn't know anyone called Neil, which he thought made it funnier. At the time we all, including the the guy with "Neil" tattooed on his penis, thought it was hilarious. In hindsight it was awful and the tattooer probably could have gone to prison 😳

I also once got a tattoo from a beautiful girl who had an enormous, disgusting, graphic tattoo of a penis on her lower thigh. 🤢

I thought you meant tattooing the word "Penis" on the forehead of people who were dicks...I'd support that.
Start with politicians (Boris, Starmer, Davey) that'll give us time to compile a list.

That reminds me of an episode of some Ricky Gervais programme from years ago, where he had Tony Green (from Bullseye) on as a guest/stooge.

He invited Tony to take privileged membership of his 'Pen 15' club - which was only open to people who owned at least that many items of stationery - and which was signified by the use of one of said pens to proudly and prominently write 'PEN 15' on the member's forehead

Starmer must surely be diversity-aware enough to understand that not everybody with a penis only has one in the middle of their body....

@WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll

Starmer must surely be diversity-aware enough to understand that not everybody with a penis only has one in the middle of their body....

That's hilarious 🤣🤣

Oh dear - some people don't even need a tattoo of the word penis on their foreheads as oozes out them that they are a massive cock!

God, I had an ex who had a stick man pushing a lawn mower at the top of his pubes.

He was an absolute imbecile of a man.

@ZealAndArdour I have a feeling I saw that tattoo on Tattoo Fixers on the telly

We’re all googling penis tattoos now, aren’t we?