The funniest real names you've heard!

[CityCommuter]

A Vodafone door to door salesman was doing the rounds on our road earlier with the latest offers that aren't available online apparently... anyway he left his business card and when I saw his name I had to LOL as it was Robin Crowe! His family must love bird names

Brian Wankum 👀

A. Plonka 😅

Once met a Texan through work who was called Sterling Pratt.

You could see all the Brits struggling to keep a straight face but this guy was massive, built like a brick s*house, so nobody dared display any amusement

I shit you not, I recently came across someone on FB called Karen Wank. WANK!

Drew peacock (Andrew but as it was the same as his dad he went by Drew)…awful!

Patient at an old job actually changed his name by deed poll and we had to request the proof… Jesus Christ Is (I can’t put the last names as it’ll out who I or where I am based) but I believe there are several Jesus Christ’s which I just find very weird!

Ah yes I knew a few Pratts as well.

It's funny how this thread is making me remember people I'd completely forgotten about.

@TheLovleyChebbyMcGee

I've met Dr Nurse and Dr Proctor

Thats funny, I've known a Nurse Doctor!

There was a His Honour Judge Judge, who went on to become Lord Chief Justice.

My very first case (criminal barrister) was defending someone up to their eyes in it called Mr Nortie.

Lots of unusual names in my line of work; one that springs to mind was someone with the first name Termination (Zimbabwean iirc).

DS has a PE teacher with a particular specialism in athletics called Mr Dash.

My sister went to school with a Richard Head.

Keisha Lorraine

Years ago I met an American called Ginger Minges.

I’ve just noticed someone beat me to LCJ Judge. Sorry!

I also know a fellow barrister called John Law. Now that’s a solid name. I always imagined him introducing himself in a James Bond-esque style.

In the 60s our nearest town had a Gent's Outfitters called Hugh Wylie.

My first job had the names of the managers up on a big board with their photos and names - S.Melling, S.Tinker and S.Nott
I genuinely once new an Emma Royd.

The president of the Royal Horticultural society is Mr Weed

Florence Lawrence we came across the other day. Presumably her last name is her married name or else what were her parents thinking? I believe she goes by Flo.

Knew of a dentist called mr pain & someone called gay George! I wondered if her name was gaynor but I’m not sure why you would shorten it to gay?

Gastroenterology sister Nurse Tickle
Very senior RAF officer Richard Dick
Florist Miss Bowes

Bank branch manager was called Jennifer Talia, didn’t like being called Jenny

I worked with Willy Diggle

My boyfriend's boss was Richard Scratcher - didn't like his first name being shortened for some reason.

Taught a child named Ruby Port

My mum & dad had friends (a married couple) called Gay & Les. They never quite understood why I fell about giggling when they mentioned them (I was about 10 at the time).

A woman I worked with had the surname Robin, she named her son Christopher.

I went see a doctor who's name came on the screen as Doctor C*nt. The next time I went to see him , his name came up as "locum doctor"

An ex boss was called Mr Koch and an ex customer was call Mr Penis!

History teacher called Mrs Bastard.

@Maireas

Can someone explain Andrew Hoy?

Ahoy there!

Kevin Bloody Wilsons daughter is called Jenny Talia

We had teachers when I first started my secondary school named Miss Ball and Mrs Willy (I'm not joking).

In my extended family we have Clutterbuck and on the ancestry chart Grubb.

Summer Winter

Odd. I think Summer is a poor choice but with that surname I imagine thd parents were drunk