The funniest real names you've heard!

[CityCommuter]

A Vodafone door to door salesman was doing the rounds on our road earlier with the latest offers that aren't available online apparently... anyway he left his business card and when I saw his name I had to LOL as it was Robin Crowe! His family must love bird names

Tracey Spacey (married name)

Just today, I heard a child being called back to their Mum - Vogue. Yep, really.

@OwlInATowl my friend used to date a Chris Peacock, I wonder if it’s the same one!

I’ve met someone whose actual legal name is Cinderella Cinders

I worked in a finance department with someone who's surname was money and someone else who's was crook

Someone at my mums church, their sons middle name is Ryan Giggs

@SnottyLottie omg I think you live near me 🤣🤣 I know someone with that name as well

Years ago I worked in a call centre and spelled back surnames to bring up customers records.

I don't know what I was thinking when I naively "confirmed" "so that's cocks...?"
And Mr Cox angrily shouted out "NO. THATS C. O. X"

I was mortified

Mr Shaw-Twilley

One of the founders of Food For The Poor is named Robin Mahfood 😂

A sort of nickname one. Chinese names are surname first then given name. And some choose a western name as well.
I worked with a translator called Bin Cheng. Chosen name Dusty Bin.

I had neighbours called Gordon Bennett, Carl Strange and Dave Smelt. This was when I was a teen and quite immature so I found it hilarious. DH once had a customer called Pooja Pantts.

Customer called A Fish.

I once answered the phone at work to a Mr WH Smith.

And I overheard a colleague on the phone: "What, the Paul Daniels? Oh, you are? Oh..."

I once employed a chap who had changed his name by deed poll to Darth Vader. He was a bouncer, it always made me curious about how he thought he would be taken seriously. I never knew his real name but it was probably something plain like Bob Smith

I was at primary school with a Chris Massey. .

@MrsMoastyToasty I know a Chris Massey and I've only just realised why it's funny!

Knew someone whose surname was "Bollock"
I would be filling in deed poll forms if that was me.
Also encountered someone called "Baby". Totally legit first name.

Frank Zappa named two of his kids "Moon Unit" (daughter) and "Dweezle" (son). And the heiress to the Lear Jet fortune's name is, honest to God, Shanda. Shanda Lear. Can you IMAGINE the jokes she had to put up with???

We used to get charity donations from a Mary Christmas.

My dd used to go to school with a Lee King.

And someone always claims to know a Henrietta who married a Mr Dick - in fact it was a Jasper Carrott joke thirty years ago

Honestly I hope nobody finds someone they know on here but it's mean spirited

@CounsellorTroi

DH used to work with someone called A Nutter. His name was on his office door.

This is brilliant!!

When I lived in Kent, many years ago, I knew a lovely man, a policeman by the name of Robert Copper. Known as Bob or Bobby. He was such a good looking and personable man, you couldn’t make fun of his name.

@MouseRoar

can anyone explain the Henrietta Dick one? I'm slow on the uptake

Henry Ate A ..........

Richard Brain (Dick to his friends)

Randy Shaver - ended a night shift porn name competition

I have loads of these. Most memorable: Unfortunate child at school called Irwin Tossashita. A colleague of mine got friended by someone on LinkedIn called Shittal Janglebag. Possibly my favourite ever, a professional in my industry called Randy Male.