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AIBU Cyclist Twats

737 replies

TractorAndHeadphones · 21/09/2021 07:34

Walking down lovely canals with DP. Supposed to be romantic - but every 5 minutes we were interrupted by a cyclists whizzing along! Some had the courtesy to ring the bell but even so they rode straight at us instead of around us.

This really boils my piss because cyclists always complain that cars overtake dangerously and that’s it’s their god given right to hold up traffic. But cyclists can ride straight through pedestrians?

There was enough space for a cyclist to ride alongside us if they’d been slower ; even so you don’t expect people to walk in single file on canal roads which are meant to be enjoyed slowly! There were families in front of us, mothers with prams etc. Thé cyclists were probably scared of swerving into the lake but if you can’t control your bike then dont bloody ride!
It really ruined my day.

This has also happened on pavements with people whizzing along in the middle. Even if the road is dangerous there’s no need to go that fast.
AIBU to think that cyclists are twats and should be licensed?
People often complain that cars are rude to cyclists but IMO people in general are twats. Cars can do more damage but they’re not behaving worse than cyclists.

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FloconDeNeige · 22/09/2021 10:04

And let’s not pretend that these MAMILs are cycling for the good of the planet, either. Come Monday morning, they’ll be back in their Aston Martins and Maseratis, polluting the environment with gay abandon.

SusieBob · 22/09/2021 10:06

@FloconDeNeige

Bikes are not a realistic replacement for cars in all situations. I live on a mountain. 11km of bends up/down to my village. The only cyclists we encounter on the road are groups of MAMILs. They deliberately ride 2 or 3 abreast and it’s impossible to safely overtake them for kilometres of bends.

In spring a group of 4 who were blocking the road, were overtaken by a motorcycle, who got too close, fell off and took two of the cyclists with him over the edge. All were fine in the end, but the biker had to be airlifted to Lausanne. I know this as my DH was on call with the fire service and attended the scene.

There are many more near-misses caused by these absolute bellends, so much so that there are signs on the route instructing cyclists to keep right, in single file. But they continue regardless, in their pathetic delusions that they’re Bradley Wiggens. All the while putting other road users at risk. They deserve everything they get.

Yeah, cyclists definately deserve getting killed for having the audacity to cycle on roads and hold up dickhead bikers who can't overtake safely.

That's a totally proportional punishment. Can I also suggest flogging for people who don't clear up after themselves in Burger King and hand removal for people who stop suddenly on the street causing you to bump into them?

lockdownmadnessdotcom · 22/09/2021 10:07

Cars have always have their spaces and the rules and pedestrians are clear about those

Oh do you mean like the pavements that are turned into car parks?

Or when I am crossing a side road and get beeped because a driver wants to drive in, and I am "in the way"?

ChardonnaysPetDragon · 22/09/2021 10:09

If you want to be obtuse about this, please do.

MsTSwift · 22/09/2021 10:22

Yes I got sworn at and flashed by a driver for letting pedestrians cross at a crossing!

Flacon DH a much despised Mamil he cycles (or did pre Covid) his commute 30 mile round trip so one less car on the road he has a parking space at work and the buses are grim and unreliable at rush hour so if he didn’t cycle he would drive .

FloconDeNeige · 22/09/2021 10:22

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ripples101 · 22/09/2021 10:23

A while back, was driving, overtook two cyclists. Then about 100 yards further up the road (not a busy main road, but plenty of parked cars), heard the ambulance sirens. So pulled over to wait for the ambulance to pass.

The two cyclists didn’t pull over, overtook me, and continued riding two abreast, holding up the ambulance behind them, who couldn’t overtake them due to cars parked on the other side of the road.

lockdownmadnessdotcom · 22/09/2021 10:26

@ChardonnaysPetDragon

If you want to be obtuse about this, please do.
I'm not being obtuse. You said that the rules and spaces for cars are clear and pedestrians understand them.

Well drivers don't, because they park in pedestrian spaces - ie pavements (and, on cycle paths).

lockdownmadnessdotcom · 22/09/2021 10:27

[quote FloconDeNeige]@SusieBob

Cyclists that deliberately ride 4 abreast and deliberately block winding mountain roads for all other road users, for mile after mile, do deserve everything they get, yes.[/quote]
That strays uncomfortably close to hate speech. Those are PEOPLE.

Please apologise or I will report your post.

SusieBob · 22/09/2021 10:27

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lockdownmadnessdotcom · 22/09/2021 10:29

I was agreeing with you. Hanging is too good for them
Reported.

ChardonnaysPetDragon · 22/09/2021 10:32

There was no need to let everyone you’ve reported a post, even less to quote it.

ripples101 · 22/09/2021 10:35

@lockdownmadnessdotcom

Why did you report a post to get it removed, only to quote the post in your own post?

Alcemeg · 22/09/2021 10:36

@DoesHePlayTheFiddle

Nobody wants to kill cyclists. That's why they shouldn't be on the roads. No-one wants to injure them. Everyone can see how horrifically vulnerable they are. They choose to be there, choose to cause a hazard for all other road users. It's reckless, arrogant, and should be illegal. If I took a dance team onto the highway in rush hour traffic, you'd think I was mad and the authorities would turn up to move us along. Cyclists should be able to reason for themselves that roads are not safe places to be. But they don't. They insist on their right to be there. Reckless, foolhardy and an unnecessary distraction and hazard.
I started cycling to work because my car died and I couldn't afford to fix it (or pay bus fares). So I got a cheap second-hand bike and cycled all year round. It made me very fit, especially as the bike weighed a ton!

However, it could be really hard, especially in winter. The A259 heading east from Brighton now has a cycle path, but back then you had the choice of either cycling on the dual carriageway or on a narrow pathway full of potholes. Traffic on the stretch past Roedean typically went at 60mph or more and it was particularly scary in winter with strong winds and rain. Ovingdean roundabout acts like a wind tunnel and I literally got blown off my bike a couple of times!

Other hazards are broken glass in the road, drivers opening car doors without looking, badly fitted drains, slippery drain covers, etc.

An alternative route was the undercliff, but back then they hadn't rebuilt it and in winter whole chunks of the concrete would be washed away, leaving sudden chasms! Shells are also very sharp. I often had to stop in the dark to fix a puncture.

When I cycled on the road I wasn't "insisting on my right to be there", I was just choosing the least dangerous (but still terrifying) option. Looking back, I can't quite believe I managed to make this journey safely for so many years. There were plenty of smaller accidents and near misses.

The ideal solution is proper cycle paths, but the road system in UK towns makes this difficult because the whole arrangement is medieval and not designed for cars, let alone an extra lane, however narrow.

SusieBob · 22/09/2021 10:36

@lockdownmadnessdotcom

I was agreeing with you. Hanging is too good for them Reported.
Sarcasm.
SusieBob · 22/09/2021 10:38

@ChardonnaysPetDragon

There was no need to let everyone you’ve reported a post, even less to quote it.
Especially when I was clearly taking the piss out of someone else saying something fucking stupid. And the fucking stupid post is still up.

Bit of a own goal there.

TwoLeftSocksWithHoles · 22/09/2021 10:44

@Zampa
@OneTC

It was a reference to OP's original post where they were raising the issue of the speed (or whizzing) of cyclists on tow paths!

PattyPan · 22/09/2021 11:02

Can you hear yourself @FloconDeNeige? You literally think people deserve to die because they are cycling? You need to get help for your obvious anger issues.

FloconDeNeige · 22/09/2021 11:09

@SusieBob

The fucking stupid stuff came from you; talking about people deserving to get killed and then some nonsense about chopping hands off.

FloconDeNeige · 22/09/2021 11:12

@pattypan

WTAF, can you read? I haven’t said people deserve to die for cycling, at all. I’m a cyclist myself.

PattyPan · 22/09/2021 11:15

@FloconDeNeige You described a dangerous accident and then said they deserve whatever they get. Forgive me for thinking that you’re hostile towards cyclists…

FloconDeNeige · 22/09/2021 11:20

I am hostile to cyclists who deliberately endanger other road users with their unacceptable behaviour.

This is not the same as being hostile to all cyclists and certainly nowhere near ‘literally thinking cyclists deserve to die’.

Macncheeseballs · 22/09/2021 11:23

I would say its more 'obtuse' to not acknowledge the problems of cars dominating the landscape, blocking all the roads, causing pollution, wreaking general carnage, because they're more convenient

MsTSwift · 22/09/2021 11:25

I think anyone would be “hostile” to anyone else who deliberately endangers them or their children 🙄. Facile comment. If you are going to single out groups though Statistically cars are far more dangerous - interesting that the real vitriol comes out for cyclists though 🙄🙄.

YetAnotherSpartacus · 22/09/2021 11:26

Isn't that what the cyclists are doing by using the pavements and the paths? So what can they choose to stay safe and I'm not allowed to?

Exactly! It's all about the cyclist as the underdog on the road, but as soon as it comes to a situation where they are the most powerful and dangerous suddenly might is right and we must all bow down or walk single file, ready to jump!

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