I knew it could happen and had even read tips on stopping it happening before I went so of course, it was all I could think about, and I bloody did it!
What was worse is that I was a little late so was right at the front of the class. The instructor turned to look at me so i know he heard and there were a few titters behind me
. The mats made it reverberate a bit as well.
I spent the rest of the class pretending I had cramp in my legs so couldn’t lift them up.
It was excruciating but I really want to get into Yoga for the relaxation benefits.
I just know it’s going to happen again (undercarriage is wrecked due to having 5 DC and I’m a vegetarian so naturally gassy) so should I just get over my embarrassment and accept it might be a natural side effect? We’re all adults after all.
Will I be known as the farty one?
No one else farted I think. If everyone was doing it I wouldn’t mind so much!