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What tiny things have you done to specifically annoy someone?

701 replies

FlyingSoHigh · 10/08/2021 23:18

My Mil came from a pretty wealthy family and definitely saw herself as a 'cut above' most people.
So I always used to chop carrots into rounds when she came for a meal as I knew she thought it was 'common'; posh people always cut carrots into sticks.
It was a tiny thing but it gave me so much pleasure over the years.Grin
Can anyone beat passive-aggressive cooked carrots?

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PyongyangKipperbang · 11/08/2021 04:04

I smile, wave and wish a nice day to the woman who cannot comprehend that her husband left her because she is an aloholic nightmare and NOT because (as she would have anyone belive) that he had an affair with me. We were in the same poker group a few years ago. No affair then or now, I prefer being single.

Winds her up something chronic :o

sergeilavrov · 11/08/2021 04:05

An ex colleague from another department kept inviting himself to meetings, so he could provide his ‘two cents’ on things he was unqualified to speak about. I put an automatic air freshener on the ledge behind his seat at the table. Six months later he had a bald patch, a nasty rash, and a little more sense than coming to my meetings.

Also, sometimes I go in early and empty out the chocolate jar. I then put it all back in but strategically, such that those who annoy me can’t reach their preferred bars and are forced to eat through the layer of bounties.

PyongyangKipperbang · 11/08/2021 04:09

Hair colour!!

Ex made a huge fuss about his first big EX who had ginger hair. Red flag that I missed "I loved her ginger hair and you are ginger but dye it ...etc" So I didnt quite clock his smacked arse face when I first dropped off DD for contact after I had gone back to my natural colour :o

MrsJackWhicher · 11/08/2021 04:18

He was particularly puzzled when we moved house and the mysterious chirp came with us!
Grin
Just love that you have kept this hugged to yourself so long - brilliant!

MrsJackWhicher · 11/08/2021 04:23

Love it!!

MrsJackWhicher · 11/08/2021 04:24

Sorry -forgot to add details -that was girvthe Rubik’s cube one

50ShadesOfCatholic · 11/08/2021 04:28

Love the carrots one, perfect little protest against snobbery 😂

MrsJackWhicher · 11/08/2021 04:29

I currently have a cracked rib and unable yo sleep )hence awake now at stupid o’clock and it is painful to laugh but this thread is totally worth the agony.
Grin
Sheer joy - thanks so much OP!!!!

FortunesFave · 11/08/2021 04:39

I have to say...at the risk of sounding po faced, I am genuinely shocked at some of the meanness of some of these!

Hiding weird, beeping gadgets! Twisting phone cords deliberately! Devices that turn off TV screens!

How bloody weird! It really is odd to derive pleasure from causing others discomfort.

AnonymousCheerleader · 11/08/2021 04:39

I used my ex bosses personal number and set him up for daily alerts of bible passages.

If anyone knows of anymore I could set him up for, please tell me.

avamiah · 11/08/2021 04:50

@MrsJackWhicher

I currently have a cracked rib and unable yo sleep )hence awake now at stupid o’clock and it is painful to laugh but this thread is totally worth the agony. Grin Sheer joy - thanks so much OP!!!!
Hope you feel better soon.

So my OH is unreliable with his timings and always late but we had agreed to go to the cinema on Sunday to see the Suicide Squad as we watched the first one on Netflix .
Hadn’t been to the cinema for nearly 2 years due to all the restrictions so it was for me a big thing well for me anyway .
So he gets to the house and I’m upstairs getting ready and 20 mins later I find he asleep on the couch, I tried to wake him and he just turned over so what did I do ??

I got a Uber and went by myself and loved it.🤣🤣🤣
He is still going on about it 🙄😭

Ahwelltoobad · 11/08/2021 05:15

@Wontsomebodyplsthinkofthecats

I used to watch my Ex lock the front door and then wait until he had got settled into bed and ask him if he'd locked the door knowing full well that he had but that he wouldn't be able to go to sleep until he'd gone down and double checked Grin it used to really wind him up!
GrinGrinGrin Simple, but genious!
MadameMonk · 11/08/2021 05:32

I had an awful job, some years ago. Started out well, but the owner’s husband took against me (probably when I didn’t return his flirting). He started a campaign to make me quit (so they didn’t have to pay my notice period). Every day he delighted in sending out office-wide memos with new directives, aimed at me. One day he’d ban a certain brand of mobile phone (that only I owned). Next day it would be some nonsense micromanaging new daily report, that only people with my exact job title would need to provide.

When none of it managed to send me into a tantrum (misconduct) or a flounce off, he announced that I was henceforth demoted and was to concentrate on my new role of cleaning out the storeroom until he ‘decided what to do with me.’ Mind you, I’d started the day as the National Marketing Manager Shock.

I turned up the next day in overalls, a headscarf and rubber gloves, armed with every cleaning product I could lay my hands on. I sang cheerily as I worked, and expanded my cleaning to the rest of the building. By closing time, I had the whole office Team staying back to clean with me. Some in solidarity as to how badly I’d been treated, but others because I’d made it so fun! He walked in to find us all singing and scrubbing and went purple. He wrote me the biggest cheque ever, and frogmarched me to the door. He couldn’t speak for rage.
I turned and gave everyone a cheery wave and said ‘see you all at the pub Friday!’. He tried to ban everyone having drinks with me, until his wife put her foot down for making her look like she’d married a lunatic.

I made a point of dropping into their after-work drinks sporadically for years, knowing how much it irked him that they were bitching about him to me.

When I told my next employer why I couldn’t offer a recent reference at the interview, they hired me on the spot.

bananafruitcake · 11/08/2021 05:38

@Amima

I have a tiny gadget the size of my thumb that beeps and chirps at random intervals. Its sole purpose is to annoy people. The sound is short and irregular so the gadget is difficult to locate. When DH annoys me I turn it on and hide it somewhere. Been doing it for ten years and he’s never found it yet. He was particularly puzzled when we moved house and the mysterious chirp came with us!
Sorry but that is an odd thing to do
ThumbWitchesAbroad · 11/08/2021 05:49

I don't know if this winds people up or not but I still do it!

I have a name that can be misspelled easily by adding another letter onto the end. Too many people do this in reply to emails, DESPITE it being FULLY OBVIOUS in my own email address how my name is spelled.

So when I reply, I add the extra letter to the end of their name too.

I would say it works in about 2/3 of cases, that they realise and don't do it again.

crabb · 11/08/2021 05:58

@ThumbWitchesAbroad - totally justifiable! Drives me mad when people assign random spellings to your name when it’s right there in front of them Angry Spelling/pronouncing someone’s name correctly is basic respect to me.

OffCycling · 11/08/2021 05:59

My boyfriend insisted that carrots be cut into sticks rather than rounds. I held out for a while and when we cooked together half the carrots would be sticks and half rounds. Then I thought, 'It really doesn't matter, they're only carrots.' and started cutting them into sticks instead. I later went onto marry him and have given up so much of my identity over the years in this way. He always has a 'better' suggestion for everything I do. I'm very glad to hear someone's fighting the carrot corner still. In our house carrots are only in rounds in a casserole now.... different rules for casseroles apparently.

Mintjulia · 11/08/2021 06:08

Not wash my car Grin Grin

My ex was one of those who spent hours polishing his car and pressure washing his drive. He lectured me on the dirtiness of my car (because it was making his drive look untidy). I'm a full time working single mum. I don't have 4 spare hours on a Saturday afternoon.

Thedayohthedayohtheday · 11/08/2021 06:10

@canihaveacoffeeplease

We have a Rubik's cube. It drives DH mad when it isn't all perfectly done. So of course I fiddle randomly with it and leave it somewhere I know he'll see if so he has to fix it. So petty. So entertaining.
I don't know if Rubik's cubes are still the same as when they were first invented, when the colours were stuck on (or this one could have been a cheap rip-off). My aunt told her grandchildren she could do it in 30 seconds but only when she was by herself. She'd take it in the loo and restick the colours and then amaze them with her prowess as a Rubik's cube solver! (Sorry, a bit off topic, but a way to be REALLY annoying!!
OaxacaChihuahua · 11/08/2021 06:11

@Rockmehardplace

If DH is annoying me, I transfer £1 into his bank account with references like “uraw*nker”. Petty but makes me happy.
This made me laugh Grin
Mintjulia · 11/08/2021 06:16

And he used to dead head his pelargoniums with scissors. He really really liked a tidy drive Smile

SJaneS49 · 11/08/2021 06:21

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Piglet89 · 11/08/2021 06:56

I draw crude representations of cocks and balls on my husband’s work papers, since we have both been working from home.

ActonSquirrel · 11/08/2021 06:58

@Amima

I have a tiny gadget the size of my thumb that beeps and chirps at random intervals. Its sole purpose is to annoy people. The sound is short and irregular so the gadget is difficult to locate. When DH annoys me I turn it on and hide it somewhere. Been doing it for ten years and he’s never found it yet. He was particularly puzzled when we moved house and the mysterious chirp came with us!
That isn't funny. That is the definition of gaslighting you know.

In the title film, the husband turns down the brightness of the gas lamps and tells the wife there is nothing wrong with them it must just be her...

Hope you're proud of yourself

ActonSquirrel · 11/08/2021 07:13

I'm glad I don't have any friends who are quite as horrible many of you.

The mentality of doing silly things to specifically annoy people stopped in childhood I thought but clearly not.