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PIL running commentary on everything I do

63 replies

philadelphiafreedom · 07/08/2021 16:10

PIL live in the same village as my DM, and about 10 mins drive from us.

MIL makes a point of calling/texting/mentioning every time she sees my DM walking in the village, and telling me that I should worry about a ‘woman of her age’ walking alone and stop her doing this. For reference, DM is very fit, healthy and in her early 60s. MIL makes a lot of comments about DM’s age and that she is single. I feel protective of DM and eventually got fed up and shut this down by saying ‘MIL, you are only a year younger than DM - do you think we should be worrying about you?’ This stopped the age comments but not the alerts that my mother had been spotted outside the house. MIL seems to have a fixation with DM and what she wears/drives/cooks/does with her life in general. MIL has also spotted DM and I in town and texted to say that we should both be wearing coats 🙄

We don’t have them round very much as MIL in particular can be critical. PIL no longer have a key to the house as they were letting themselves in unannounced - that’s another story. She can be interfering and unkind in general, with a particular habit of providing a running commentary on everything I do. Small example: last time she was here I was in the midst of fairly severe hyperemesis and made a slice of toast (one of the things I could periodically get down) and she started saying ‘oooh you’re having toast, mind you don’t burn it’ and ‘someone’s burnt the toast!’ ‘Oh PF’s just enjoying her burnt toast’ tinkly laugh - it went on. I was bemused more than anything as it’s such a non issue (like the time I accidentally killed a house plant and she told me thank god I didn’t have children if I can’t even look after a plant) but it’s just part of a wider pattern of anything and everything DP and I do being up for debate/comment. Recently we have been doing work in the garden and MIL been quite unpleasant to DP over the phone for not sending her pictures quickly enough.

So, the plan for now (mid pregnancy and having some pregnancy complications) is to ease back on the contact and for DP to work on ability/willingness to put in healthy boundaries. He says he understands but that this is the way she’s always been and that covid has given her ‘cabin fever’, making the behaviour worse. Since becoming pregnant her behaviour has had a greater effect on me, I’m not sure why.

DP has mentioned in passing today that FIL texted him to say that he has driven past and seen me walking the dogs in our village. An older person had fallen further down the road; when I passed there was a large group of people offering assistance with first responders attending to the injured person. FIL wanted to know from DP whether I stopped, what happened, what I did I do about it. I know this is irrational but for some reason the idea of FIL rushing home to report back to MIL has really irked me? Normally I wouldn’t care but on top of everything else the idea of yet more comments when I wasn’t expecting them, makes me want to tell them to go away and get a life? AIB completely U over such a small thing?

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Sally872 · 07/08/2021 16:14

That does sound annoying.

For the regular updates on DM I would just say nothing. Literally awkward silence or ok. Treat it like the pointless information it is.

For fil most recent comment, if I saw that I can understand he may be interested to know person OK. I would ask you directly when I saw you rather than MIL. But I would let that one go.

Debetswell · 07/08/2021 16:17

My advice would be to have some fun telling them all sorts of stories when they are nosy.
Yes, I stopped and gave man cpr and I'm up for an award.
Burnt toast is proven to prevent varicose veins in pregnancy.
We don't wear coats because genetically were a very hairy family, send a pic of Tarzan too.

LuaDipa · 07/08/2021 16:20

I’m irrationally annoyed on your behalf!!! I think I would just move and stop answering the phone. It’s the only way.Wink

ineedaholidaynow · 07/08/2021 16:22

I would be moving and taking your DM with you!

Does your MIL not have a life? She is going to be a nightmare when the baby arrives

burritofan · 07/08/2021 16:23

I was going to say rise above it and don’t even bother responding to the texts about your mum, or nodding and saying, “anyway” re things like the toast, but Debetswell’s advice is much better.

philadelphiafreedom · 07/08/2021 16:24

@Debetswell I am chuckling heartily at the idea of telling PIL that I am up for a Pride of Britain! Not sure what I am going to wear to the ceremony due to my hair issue though

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LaurieFairyCake · 07/08/2021 16:26

I would send one, and only one of those laughing face emojis 😂 to EVERY single text she sends

And I'd move so fucking far away...

burritofan · 07/08/2021 16:28

One practical thing: don’t tell them when you’re in labour. If they don’t know the due date, keep it vague: “oh, autumn”. When you go into hospital, put them on mute on your phone and DP’s. Wait until you’re really, truly ready to have them visit before you let them know the baby has arrived, because your MIL will do the running commentary on your feeding/nappy-changing/whatevering. Prime your mum to plead ignorance on due date/labour/birth if they stop her and ask. Buy yourself some space around it all.

Roselilly36 · 07/08/2021 16:28

I feel your pain OP. My MIL has said to me before you will need a coat 😂 I would to say do you think so, for the hell of it, when it was gale force wind & rain outside!

JustHereWithPopcorn · 07/08/2021 16:28

Oh god I feel for you, this would drive me crazy! You know it's only going to get worse when your baby is here

ZingDramaQueenOfSheeba · 07/08/2021 16:29

I'd block her for a while

Howshouldibehave · 07/08/2021 16:29

That would drive me utterly insane! What a pair of busybodies.

I would get DH to make no comment about what they’ve seen/think they’ve seen, but each time to tell them to stop stalking you (I don’t mean literal stalking) otherwise you’ll move away!

Stalking again?
You need a hobby!
Do you just drive round all day looking for OP and her mum?
Etc

ineedaholidaynow · 07/08/2021 16:31

How does your DM feel about being spied on?

ElizaDoolots · 07/08/2021 16:31

Gosh, it’s all very suffocating isn’t it. Hope your DP works on setting some boundaries with them for when the baby arrives, they’ll drive you nuts if they want to know every detail.

Sssloou · 07/08/2021 16:36

They are ridiculous and highly irritating.

You have done really well with boundaries to date (taking back the key, calling her on the age comments) - these have been effective.

You have 2 choices here.

  1. Continue to call out EVERYTHING in a calm consistent way. Same phrase every time.

“Please stop doing / saying x, y, z - it’s rude/irritating/inappropriate.”

If she continues / repeats the behaviour give a warning and consequence just say:

“I will leave / ask you to leave if you continue to do x,y,z which is rude/irritating/inappropriate”

And then DO it.

Basically you are trying to put manners on her - like training a toddler.

Boring, hard, tedious and draining.

  1. If you can’t be arsed just withdraw more from the relationship. Don’t respond to inane texts. Don’t have them in your home.

Your DH needs to step up. Who cares if she has always been like this and cabin fever has intensified it - the dynamic isn’t working and needs attention and adapting.

Is this your first child and their first grand child? Because if this isn’t tackled now you have one miserable journey ahead. Don’t let her nonsense behaviours pollute your experience of motherhood.

Parker231 · 07/08/2021 16:36

Limit the number of times you answer the phone to them. Don’t respond to texts. If they don’t have information about your lives they will have less to comment on.

Allthelights · 07/08/2021 16:36

It’s a shame you all live so close to each other. Is there anything you can do about that?

LivingLaVidaBabyShower · 07/08/2021 16:36

MIL has also spotted DM and I in town and texted to say that we should both be wearing coats 🙄

The only thing i could say in response to this is "MIL what is wrong with you?"

And I would be openly challenge all their idiocy - they sound horrendous

BluebellsGreenbells · 07/08/2021 16:38

Wow how wearing. Unfortunately it only ramps up when the baby arrives.

You need to repeat what she says to you back to her

‘DM was in the village alone?’
‘Who’s burnt the toast?’

That way she has to answer her own questions, which she’ll realize is a very sill and b quite annoying!!

Try it, it takes practice?

philadelphiafreedom · 07/08/2021 16:38

Thank you for the replies, I feel heard! Also, to the PPs who have mentioned her being a nightmare with the baby - I totally agree and think the anticipation of this is what’s sending me over the edge!

@ineedaholidaynow DM absolutely loves DP and therefore doesn’t like to say anything too critical about PIL, mostly just rolls her eyes. At one point she started to feel really ‘watched’ and it did upset her as they would bring her movements up with her and ask what she or I had been doing. However, her approach now is that they absolutely do not have enough going on in their own lives and just lets them be.

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Chibbles · 07/08/2021 16:39

They sound really fucking irritating.

Maintain your distance.

LanisHouseLot · 07/08/2021 16:43

How tedious. Does your mum know about the reporting back on her? You could make a pretend game of it to highlight the utter ridiculousness to MIL - which one can ring you fastest to say they've seen the other. Let MIL know about the game next time she calls "that was pretty quick, but I'm afraid mum got it just before you this time - she saw you on the corner of Cobb Street 10 ten mins ago. But don't worry you're still 2 sightings ahead after last week!". I bet she'll stop.

When she commentates on you, pretend you're enjoying it and commentate back with a big smile on your face "MiL chuckles to congratulate herself on the amusing quip about Philadelphia's toast. Tragically she's the only one laughing". Again, i bet she'll stop!

eightyfourandahalf · 07/08/2021 16:44

eventually got fed up and shut this down by saying ‘MIL, you are only a year younger than DM - do you think we should be worrying about you?’

brilliant Grin

NammeChannge · 07/08/2021 16:44

I would move but not so far that they can't get to you and back in a day or they'll have to stay.

alexdgr8 · 07/08/2021 16:45

send them some adverts for undercover enquiry agents, the sort who spy on people claiming disability benefits while teaching kick-boxing.

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