AIBU to enlighten my new neighbour?

[BluebellsareBlue]

I have a new neighbour, she seems lovely but we have only said hello in the passing due to covid and the fact that I have been working from home and only leave the house to take the dog out and have enjoyed becoming a hermit, buuuuut, She appears to have left her washing out overnight and it's been DARKED ON!!!!

Should I pop a note through her door to let her know the grievous mistake she has made so she may never do it again? I mean spiders will definitely have rubbed their willies on the washing overnight!!

I was thinking of ,

"Dear neighbour, I don't think you know the "rules", your washing has been darked on and spider Willie's will have been rubbed on your clothes, please rewash or burn them immediately, with love from the neighbour next door who you never see and you must worry if she's been eaten by Rottweilers "

Good enough?

Oh you wonderful vipers! I haven't seen the neighbour yet but I know she's been home as ANOTHER load has been put out today!!

The original washing has been taken in (hopefully to be incinerated now that I know about spiders pooing out of their skin! What the crazy hell kinda action is that!?)

Sooooo, I have decided that the slattern probably does have a washing up bowl AND a toilet brush (hides brand new silicone shit sweeper away from hawkeyed mumsnetters) and I shall provide her a written list of MN rules, it is after all the neighbourly thing to do ...

I shall provide her a written list of MN rules, it is after all the neighbourly thing to do

You could take her a creme egg?

@OoglyMoogly

I shall provide her a written list of MN rules, it is after all the neighbourly thing to do

You could take her a creme egg?

Say whaaaaa? Do you know me? I am the woman that orders 25 creme eggs from Amazon and bemoans the company for only making them at certain times of the year!! I even have 6 tins... no one gets my creme eggs!!

I’ve just come to this.
OP there is no fucking trigger on your title.

I have no words.

What have the police said regarding the darked on clothing?
I assume that you HAVE 101nd the shit out of this.

Ffs. People. Man, people are such cockwombles.

You glorious bunch of daftees have given me a much needed laugh today.
Thank you all!

Just looked up spider penises on google. Thanks god no one has access to my phone!

Apparently they have don’t have a willy as such, but 2 large ‘appendages’.

I’m not even sure I wanted to know that

2?? Lucky lady spiders

It would be best to move to a detached house with no view of washing lines, or neighbours.

Leaving washing out overnight is the mark of a slattern.

She probably came from one of the local workhouses.

I put my washing machine on this evening only I didn't shut the door properly so it won't finish until dusk. I'm putting my washing out ON PURPOSE to get darked on.